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The L Word Rhymes
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Everyone: Now heres a little story that must be told
Rell: About a brand new series
Mike: That theyre running on SHO
Kel: Listen up! What Im saying just gotta be heard
Everyone: Yo we talking bout the L Word
Mike: The shows about these fine ***** chicks in LA
Kel: But it breaks my heart because all of ems *****
Rell: Not all of them man ones bi and ones curious
Mike: Man Danas not *****
Rell: Come on dude be serious
Kel:
Aight leading off the list and damn shes fine
Tina Kennard God, I wanna make her mine
Unfortunately, shes with somebody
Too bad too cuz that girls a dime
Mike:
Well if youve got a dime then Ive got a quarter
Cuz Tinas girlfriend goes by the name of Bette Porter
She be holding things down at the CAC
And her and T yo they trying to start a family
Rell:
Now here comes Kit and shes so sick wit it
Her only problem is that she just cant kick it
Shes Bettes sister but shes caught up in a twister
Because she just cant seem to keep away from that liquor
Kel: Oops dawg I missed her
Mike: Who you talking bout man
Kel: The untouchable one
Yeah Im talking about Shane
Shes so fly, dont ask me why
But my heart beats faster when she walks by
So Mike whos next
Mike: Why you gotta ask me
Rell: Hmm lets see we could talk about Ali
Shes the one who doesnt know what she wants
I mean make up your mind is it Nick or Nicole
You cant have them both
Mike:
Thats whats going on with Jenny
She wants to kick it with her girlfriend and also sleep with Timmy
But that aint happening cuz he cant stand she tapping it
Man I bet you Tim is bugging going through that ***** again
Rell:
Speaking of Tim hed better watch his back too
If he dont hes gonna lose his job a C.U.
Cuz home girl Trishs got her own agenda
And if he f*cks up guess whos running to Marina
Kel:
Marina, now thats who Im taking about
I like her style if she wants you, watch out
Cuz shes coming for you with no apologies for her actions
Mike: Especially if the outcome is mutual satisfaction
Lastly but most definitely not least
Is the tennis player stuck in the closet, namely D
But shes so homosexual I wish she would just let it go
And let the whole damn wide world know that shes a f*cking *****
Everyone: So that was the story that had to be told
Rell: About a brand new series
Kel: That theyre running on SHO
Mike: So if you like what you just heard
Everyone: Just tune in to the L Word
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haha… good one! bravo!
That was cute,coming from guys. Thank for posting it.
lol! this is fun, well done!
What do you get when you rub a dime and a quarter together?
Bette and Tina
They so fly
I wanna bed ’em both
Don’t ask why…
That was cute and original. Liked it a lot.
A follow up would be kinda cool.
Alice was in there wasnt she?
“Hmm let’s see we could talk about Ali
She’s the one who doesn’t know what she wants
I mean make up your mind is it Nick or Nicole
You can’t have them both”
cool song.I wish I could hear it.Any change that’s going to happen?
Loved it, hilarous.