Dana blushed every shade of red possible and turned away from Alice so she couldnt tease her anymore than she had been. Alice caught on and danced around her teasing and trying to pull Danas hands from her face.

Stop teasing me Al. Dana whined.

Wah! Wah! Whah! Whatcha crying for Dane? You were Billy Bad ***** earlier, Alice continued ribbing Dana.

Dana swatted at Alice who ducked and smacked Dana in the back of her head.

Come on girl, you can do better than that. Good thing you dont play that way, youd suck.

***** you Al. You play too much, Dana snapped back, swinging her arms.

There you go again, Alice laughed. Im convinced youre ***** horny Dana. Or youve been secretly hanging out with Jenny. ***** is her favorite word ya know?

Dana stopped in motion.

Huh? What? Whyd you say that? Dana stuttered. I, I didnt do anything with her, Dana replied turning away from Alice.

Alice caught something in Danas reaction to Jennys name and grabbed Danas wrist pulling her to the couch.

Sit! She commanded. Ill be right back.

Alice left the room and came back a few minutes later. She had a flashlight, which she shone in Danas face blinding her. Dana put her hands up to block the light.

What the ***** Al? Whats with the light? She inquired, sounding pissed.

Dont get coy with me Fairbanks. Theres something to your reaction. You got weird on me when I said Jennys name. Whats with that? Alice grilled, still holding the flashlight to Danas face.

Dana fidgeted. She was embarrassed and didnt want to tell Alice anything. She hadnt told anyone that she and Jenny tried to hook up, but there was no getting over on Alice, she was too good at reading body language. Busted! She thought to herself.

You suck Alice! Dana fumed. How the ***** do you do that?

Do what?

Pick up on signals, the little clues? I bet youre part hound or something, Dana stated, almost believing herself.

Alice laughed and waved her free hand dismissing what Dana said.

Anyway! Spill your guts Fairbanks. Spill it! Alice roared, sounding like a drill sergeant.

Dana looked away. She really didnt want to bring it up. To her there was nothing to tell, but she knew Alice wouldnt let it rest and her prying would drive her crazy.

Okay! Damn you, you little Hitler, Dana snarled. But first turn that ***** light off.

Alice turned it off and plopped down beside her staring intently as she waited to hear the story.

Well, it was kinda weird. We went back to her place after being out.

Out? Out where? And how come the rest of us werent there?

Shut it Al! You wanted me to tell you the story and now youre interrupting me.

Fine! Alice pouted.

Anyway. We were at Milk and I cant remember why we were there, but we ran into each other and she kinda made a pass at me, so we left and went back to her place. It was really odd being with her and definitely awkward. I think I was more nervous than she was and Ive been ***** my whole life, Dana smirked.

Continue, Alice instructed.

Uhm? Then we kissed and she immediately took off her shirt, Dana paused. You know shes really skinny, Dana revealed, perplexed at the recollection. I mean really skinny. Like a young boy skinny.

Alice laughed at Danas expressed and tried to imagine Danas description. She turned up her nose.

Not attractive! Alice said abruptly. Keep talking.

Well, we tried to go further, but it wasnt working and we stopped. I was really freaked about being with her, so we agreed not to tell anyone.

Eill Dana! I cant believe you did that, Alice frowned. I know you have bad judgment, but this is way beyond that. Jenny doesnt have a clue as to what she wants and shes the last person I thought youd hook up with.

Thats mean Alice. Take it back. Shes nice. Shes just misunderstood and confused, Dana said defensively.

Yeah, whatever!

Its true and you know it. We all cant be as ***** sure as you, Dana mused.

Again! You used sexually charged words again Fairbanks. You cant tell me youre not horny, Alice stated, smacking Danas thigh.

They both laughed at the irony of it all and the days tension seemed to be fading as they seemed more relaxed and comfortable with each other than theyd ever been.

Im not horny. Stop saying that.

Cant prove it by me. Im not the one saying ***** or *****; you are. I think you need to get laid. Tanya obviously wasnt doing her job, Alice chided.

Dana frowned and pouted.

How can someone be so nice and so mean at the same time? I swear I dont get you sometimes Alice.

Whats to get? This is who I am. Funny, quirky, smart, vibrant, and a dictionary full of other positive adjectives, Alice smiled at her self-praise.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! was Danas lame rebuttal as she pushed Alice.

Alice pushed her back and soon they were engaged in a wild play fight. Dana pushed Alice off the couch and jumped on top of her fake punching her like on TV. Alice fought back pushing Dana off and got up to run to the bathroom. Dana was hot on her heels and caught her before she could lock herself in. They struggled and Dana got the best of Alice by grabbing both her wrists and pushing her against the wall. Alice whined and struggled, but couldnt break free. Dana laughed pushing her face closer to Alices as if she was rubbing it in that shed won. Dana was now within an inch of Alices face and the laughing stopped. Their eyes locked on each others and they soon were caught in a hen pecking movement to each others lips. Their heads bobbed back and forth before they finally caught each others lips. Their mouths bounced lightly off of each others until they found themselves lost in a hot passionate kiss. Dana let Alices wrists go and they wrapped their arms around each other lost in the fury of their oral entanglement. Their tongues collided intensifying their desires causing them to slide down the wall and onto the cold, hard tiles. Dana banged her head, but ignored it as she ripped at Alices t-shirt feeling her warm ***** in her hand.

I knew you were horny Fairbanks, Alice panted between kisses.

***** you Al, was Danas swift reply, as she slid her hand down from Alices breast and into her waistband.

Mmm, yeah, ***** me Fairbanks. Show me that youre not an athletic, ***** *****, Alice moaned into Danas ear.

Oh God Alice. Your kisses are amaz

Alice cut her off. Smothering Danas mouth with hers. She moved from her mouth to her neck inflicting passionate bites between wet kisses making her coo and moan. Dana cupped Alices ***** pulling her into her middle undulating upward into her. Alice responded grinding back into Dana while she moved with frenzied motions to get under Danas clothes. Together they kissed, bit, and licked each other into a near climax. Dana managed to move her hand around from Alices ***** to her crotch, increasing her need to release. She ground against Danas hand and just as she was about to open her legs, she screamed.

*****! *****! *****!

What? Whats wrong, Dana panicked.

Ive got my ***** period!