Okay this is for JLO and all the rest of u who dont get it yet, Sly kinds of resembles a dude, and when Chris said he didnt get his name, that means he thought he was talking to a guy because Slys voice is kind of deep.

On with the Story

-Dana-



Okay so I was a bit nervous, wait, scratch that, I was just plan nervous, who would have guest that Alice was a Strap on, ***** loving, chick I mean I had no problems with it, but god, thats a lot of pressure on me.

Plus where going on the cruise, how many people get their bags checked for ***** toys, and Alice really wants this,

This is going to be a whole bowl of ***** if I cant deliver.



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-Sly-

Dude , that was not a day okay that washalf a day.

Just be glade that I came, Shane continued to plead with Sly, she even went as far as wrapping her arms around her legs so she couldnt move.

Please, please!!!!

Sly hoped herself out of the trap, What is up with you trying to get me to stay.

Because you need this.

Hah, the last time heard that, Jenny just had told me to leave.

Shane sighed in content , You know it was for a good call though and you now it.

Sly sneered, Oh now your taking her side.

No, dude, its over with its done okay, thats in the past. Shane saw her flinch and smirked in triumph, Plus, we got invited to go on the cruise.

She held up two tickets, and arched a brow, What better way to get over this *****, the to go on a cruise with ***** women all around.



A cruise, hmm, she had a good pointnah Id be too scared anyway, ***** thats one thing that hasnt changed yet.

Shane tossed her a ticket ; she caught it and scanned over it, Hmm a Sweet.

***** yes,

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-Shane-

Okay so maybe it was wrong to not mention to her that Jenny was invited, and would be staying in a room across from hers.

I should kind of being worrying about Carmen, this Carla doesnt like me I can tell, when she seen us talk over an hour yesterday she started to get suspicious, Carmen called me last night to warn me to keep my distance

`Hey, didnt know youd call me`

`Ijust wanted to say that I missed you, and im glade you back

`Do you love her more than me.

`Shane thats not fair, you know what the ans-`

`I want to here it from you.`

`No, there are you happy, ***** you know that as soon as you arrived you could have me back like that.`

`Carmen I dont want to do that, if you want to try and get over me thats fineI just want you to happy,`

`That means a lot to mebut I thin I should warn you that shes kind of jealous now.`

`Really, why`

`I told her that you where my ex.`

`Whoah, whaoh!, Carmen are you trying to get me killed,`

`Dont worry I think she took it well, shell just have to keep her eye on you,`

`Thanks for the death wish, that girl looks like she could kill a party in minutes.`

`Shane!`

I heard her laughing, it was the best thing in years, it was good to here her laugh, she looked like she hasnt been thrilled in centuries , she tells me we will talk another time, Carla just came home drunk, looks like the green eyed, ( no pun intended) monster has come to the surface, I could only imagine what they did last night.

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-Tina-

Thanks again Tina, I didnt want to leave him with a babysitter.

Thats okay Jennydid you ever tell Sly or Shane yet.

You could never tell when Jennys nervous, at least not me, she still looked like a child to me, someone that needed to be held a lot, she turned to me and gave a shrug

Imafraid too, She looked over at Chris who was nearing dream land , and fast. I know Shane sensed something the other day when she left, I brought him back in and she had to do a double take.

I agreed on that , I think I had to get Shane a drink, she had that look as if she was about to ***** her pants.

You knowdid you like have a sperm donor or

Hmm, I think you know that already Tina.

The ***** I do, I mean look at the possibilities then look at Chris, either she got someone that resembled Sly or Sly finally broke the chain.

Hmm I think I do Jenny, anyway, you have a good time while im stuck with work and these kids.

You should take some time off, you know you need it.

Isnt that the truth,

One of these days Jenny, now hurry up and go, im sure youll have a good time.

She sighs , You really think so.

Oh trust me, you will.

We embrace for a couple of seconds then I watch her depart; I turn my gaze back to Chris, hes so adorable, I hoped that he was truly Slys child, the acknowledgement would bring her two her knees, and to her senses.

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Hey there Carla and Carmen waved at the Two Studs who looked just about fashionable as ever with their laid back styles, Hey

Shane voice was even deeper as she tailed behind them,

Dana, quit worrying about it im sure theyll bypass it as a toy.

A ***** toy,

Fine you know what im going to go, you can stay and worry about it all you like.

Alice

Sly quirked a brow and smiled at the two, You guys will never quit, will you.

Alice squealed and jumped on Sly and Shane, Ah where have you two been, never mind that doesnt matter what matters is that your back.

Shane eagerly hugged back, Sly made a gagging face, Okay this is way to emotional for me.

Somehow, she managed to escaped the grasps of Alice, but was jumped on again by Dana, Oh Lord,

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-Carmen-

Okay so yeah I know shes ***** hot, but her compassion for her friends is making her seem even more hotter , I can hardly restrain myself from ***** her senseless , Carla notices my awkward stare, and nudges me on to check are bags, wait im not done admiring her yet.

She quickly detaches herself away from them, and looks for me, she spots me now with Carla who has a possessive arm around me, she only smiles, oh no, please tell me shes not going to try and win me back, does she not know who Carla Molson is

Okay enough you two, we need to catch up so we wont be left.

Danas skin starts to get pale, I wonder why,

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***** , ***** Jenny dragged her bags quickly as she thought, she just couldnt leave without calling and checking on Chris, who was still asleep,

Relax Jenny , hes okay and you need to get out more, She agreed with herself and continued at the same speed threw the crowed port.

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-Sly-

Damn it Dana was like an orangutan, you had to tickle her just to get her off, ah but its nice to see them again, Alice, still ***** as ***** and of course Dana, funny and still hot.

Now Carmen will forever take the cake, what the ***** is she doing with that snob Carla, I know her, and shes not the one to take home to mom.

Shanes still mesmerized by her appearance , same old Carla, she still loves to show her women off like some kind of trophy, aint that a *****; I better get Shanes eyes off of her are Carla would have her *****.

Okay Romeo, youve looked long enough, let it go,

Romeo?, if im him, than your, Obi 1.

***** no!

By that time Alice and Dana caught up with them, Okay did I just here you call her Obi 1, Shane she does not look like Obi 1.

Sly sighed thankfully , Thanks you,

Yeah, any way shes Luke,

What no , Alice shes a desperate Shakespeare,

No shes Obi 1 and thats it.

I wonder if I should have threw myself in that river a long time ago, because this was getting annoying,

Actually your all wrong, shes neither Obi 1 cause shes not a Jedi , or Luke because hes an all blonde and neither a Shakespeare, because shes not bi.

Okay that river was looking pretty good right about now,

Jenny its about time you showed up, and what do you mean shes not a Obi1 , Luke or Shakespeare, what is she then,

Ah *****, why does Dana have all these questions, just leave it alone please ; I avoid eye contact with them all and retrieve my bags as they continue to rant over my appearance.

Its very simple and yet hard to read, butshes a Prophet.


Ah what!?, I am not,

now technically I like the sound of that, but im not about to let them know,

Wait, I think I can see it, hey you know almost everything in the bible Sly,

You read the bible!,

Alice gasped loudly at Shanes Words Of Knowledge, as Dana sought out all the prophets she knew, Paul you a Paul right!.

His name was Saul at first but then changed it so, he was a murderer and then turned to the goods of life.

Maybe I should throw myself over board the *****, yes, thats a good idea, after that aw from them, itll take a whole day to get my blood pressure back to normal, their kind of fascinated with Jennys discovery, I think I am too

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-Shane-

After laughing like a loon when Danas strap-on got its dbut , I think she was reader than my shirt; ah good times

Oh yeah back to the subject at hand, okay like I said after that I took Sly along with me to find or sweets, just as I expected; Jenny showed up in front of us

How ironic the writer has a room in front of mine, Shane did you know anything about this,

What, no of course not, this is all bizarre.

Hah im going to ***** faster than Scott Peterson.

Jenny seems to be grinning from ear to ear, hmm I could only hope that Sly wasnt on planning to sleep with any one else, I think Jennys about to ***** her with her eyes right here and now,



Hey, uh I need to go find Alice, Shane took off without another hesitation


Theyll thank me later

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-Sly-

Her assis grass when I find her, Jenny was now starting to creep me out, just between me myself and I, I think she wants me right nowoh *****.

So are we going to talk or are we going to *****,

You tell me, im not all for the ***** just yet, Smooth , I still have it,ah im so *****.

Well I think that you should invite me in then, if your willing to talk, Jenny placed all her bags in her room and came to stand beside Slys door, leaning on it and taunting her further, You know, we have well mostly I have a lot to tell you,

Save it, I already know that Marian is staying with you, Thank god I finally got that out, I think I wanted to kill Marina for trying to move in for the kill on Jenny, damn those Greek women, their all ***** as ***** and shows it off like a Goddess .

Jenny gives me this look like she just wants me to understand, Sly its not what you think okay, she just moved back here and I decided to let her stay, even though Shane sent me rent money, I still felt it that I needed to help her,

Oh with what, her *****,

Sly be reasonable, I havent had ***** since you left,

Damn do I have to be such an ***** , I know im harsh at times, but anyone would have been if they where in my shoeswait sandals.

Really, Slys brows furrowed, Why not

Does that matter, look Ive been busy and of course , I dont need anyone,I thought we settled that Sly,

Jennys pupils start to get larger, its like she trying to sike me out,

Actually you did, now if you dont mind my room awaits me,

Sly enters her room without casting a second glance at Jenny, who had sighed and cursed under her breath as she entered her own room.

I could just ask her over for *****, ***** is good right, nowithout that feelings, its nothing but a waist of your precious time.

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-Carmen-

Ah I was in heaven , the sweet was gorgeous, I couldnt believe Carla had set this up for us, shes defiantly getting points for this.

I await her return as she goes off in search for something in particularI can only wait.

Knock

Carmen scurried over to the door and opened it, about to pounce on Carla, but was dazzled by the appearance of finding Shane leaning against the frame.

Can I come in,

NO no, you cant Shane go away ***** , Ive lost already

Sureum Carla just left to retrieve something

Cool, so uhhowd you meet,

This is going to be a long day,

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-Alice-

Dana looked just so ***** hot right about now, how long does it take to get that strap on -on

Okay im ready,

Thank you, for the first time I fell like I could just be touched and come, I see her in that captains suit and hat, and just losses it right their,

Julie this boat is big but not that big, no one needs to know about his correct,

Oh yes Captain I understand completely. For the next 5 seconds im like trying my hardest to get into her pants,

Wait, wait

What, whats wrong, Dana immediately gets up and trips over her on pants, I think im going to be sick,

Great, I should have brought along the sea sick pills, poor baby,



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Shes interested, wow I never talked to her like this before, shes like so into me, and still laid back as always,

You meet at the beach , what where you doing their,

Reminiscing about you and how relaxed you where that day, your more like that now then you where before and its making it hard on me,

I had to clear my head Shane, so it seemed like a good thing to do, and what do you know, it was truly a good thing,

I think that is was, I never seen you so drowsy, Shane sarcastically provoked her to lie again. Carmen scoffed, Shane what the ***** are you talking about.

Im talking about how you carry yourself now days, Carmen when I met you, you where full of energy and now you like dull.

I am, howd she get that from looking at me,

Look I dont know, oh yeah, maybe it had something to do with your leaving for what 3 years-

4 years to be exact, and I know that its me, but my question is that whyd you let me in and let me get this close to you .

***** she was in fact too close to me, how did that happen I thought she was by the door, now where both like on the bed, and shesslowly crawling on top of me andtheir that throb again.

Waitwe cant,

Says who, I am Romeo, and no not the rapper, but the sexual frustrated teen, trying to make love to Juliet, which is you,



No, Romeo we cant, She pleaded but Shane was to far away as her heart beat faster drowning out the sound of everything around her.

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-Shane-

I hope this isnt rape, but I just cant help myself, im so jealous that Carla gets to hold her, and kiss her, andgod I cant even think about it, I just at least wont this for right now,

God im scared, shes trembling, but I think I managed to soothe her a bit, and she responds by kissing me back, it feels so unexplainable, but It only makes me more frustrated,

Shane

Yes

Stop.

Shes afraid me too, I know I have to stop, or Ill never forgive myself,, waithow did my pants come undone, I looked back up at her and shes grinning; oh shes good.

Soif not nowwhen.

Carmen bit her lip as she thought, and also about he possibilities of getting caught. Shane brushes a strand of hair out of her eyes as she removed herself . Hark, I here a nock,

Carmen rolled quickly off the bed and fixed herself, Shane fix your pants,

An why should I,

Please

Give me an answer and I will Juliet,

The knocking was getting intense, im glade that I locked it, this would cause even more drama between her and Carla; she grabs my arms, I can see how pissed off she looked, good.

Ill meet you in your room, thats all I can give you right now.

Hmm, that will have to do, I could only pressure her so much, I zip up my pants and open the door, not surprised to find Carla looking pissed between us twp,

Mind telling me what took you so long, Carla brushed angrily by Shane who stood her post as she was examined by the boiling eyes of Carla; Carmen step in quickly, Sorry, but we where-

She means that I, was on top of some very heavy issues, and we didnt want to be disturbed.

Of course Carla wasnt buying it, I think is she had a weapon on her, she would kill me, but she brushes it off, and theirs that devilish smile that say to me, I know what your doing, but you want get her back,

Hmm does she not know that im Shane,

Well im going to head out to the deck, see you two love birds later. Hah love birds, yeah thatll be the day.

I think I seen Carmens smile disappear , I only wish I could have stayed to see what happens.