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    Triangles – Love in Triplicate – CH9 ~*JadedRogue*~

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    “Dana, come on let’s go and take a walk down the street and try and find the cat. Mr. P can’t have gone far.” Lara said in a reassuring tone, and Dana looked so lost and forlorn.

    “He’s going to miss his medication.. And… and…” Dana bawled and Lara pulled her into her arms, kissing her forehead and then the tip of her nose, then her lips.

    “I’m never having sex again…” Whined Dana and Lara looked down at her, cupping her face with both her hands and turned her face upwards. A serious look on her face as she said.

    “Don’t ever say that Dana. I’d have to break up with you if you stop having mind blowing sex with me.” Lara said, and Dana had to smile, embarrassed.

    “Mind blowing?” Dana asked and Lara nodded, making Dana blush bright red, and Dana shuffled her feet.

    “Let’s go find your cat Dana.” Lara said, offering her, her hand and pulling Dana out the front door.

    “What is that god awful sound?” Lara asked and Dana looked around, and pointed to Tina’s car.

    “That’s Bette.” Bette was snoring, her mouth open, a small puddle of drool on her shoulder as she slept, not knowing what was going on in the world around her.

    “Oh god, how does Tina sleep with her?” Lara asked, moving to the car and leaning in, her hair being pulled towards Bette as she drew breath. Then back away from her face again as Bette let out a snore, Lara moved away, not wanting to be pulled in.

    “The suction is amazing…” Lara said, reaching in and pinching Bette’s nose, Bette slapped away the hand and smacked her lips and went right back to sleep.

    “Wow.” Dana said, Lara nodded, truly amazed.

    “She could sleep through just about anything.” Lara said, nodding and standing up. Dana nodded and grabbed Lara’s hand; they walked away, leaving the dozing Bette to do just that.

    *****

    Tina was walking along the sidewalk, whistling softly when she heard, from a distance, the soft sawing sound of her wife’s snoring. Tina stopped, stuffing her hands into her pockets, figuring that the distance was to great for her to be hearing right. Then she heard the hitch and Tina slapped her own forehead, yup it was Bette. Tina began to walk back towards Dana’s house, and she heard moaning from the back yard, she quickly ran over, wondering if it was the cat, the yowling sounded just like a cat getting clawed.

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    1. LOL This was laugh out loud funny ladies!! Reading this reminded me that Bette is always the butt of TheLWankers jokes…but you do it so well, I just have to laugh!! Thanks for the Sunday funnies!

    2. great story you got going on, hot as hell and funny as shit (hmm where did that expression come from, must have been a guy)strange at first with Alice and Shane but not so much now,admitting that I did skim over Jenny etc cause that was well..yah…love the rest :)

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