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The Tibette Collection – How Many Kisses in a Day???? – Part 1

“Oh, no.” Tina points her finger at her wife. “You rolled on top of me as soon as you got into bed Porter.”
“I don’t remember it that way.” Bette smirked as she turned back to her notepad.
“Yeah, I bet you don’t.” Tina kissed her wife on the cheek.
“Ah,” Bette said aloud, “One more for today.”
“So,” Tina gets back to the issue at hand, “We finally kissed goodnight and went to sleep after midnight.”
“Yeah, but I gave you a kiss on the head when I spooned you before we fell asleep.”
“Right, right.” Tina agrees. “Then I kissed you awake in the morning.”
“Yeah,” Bette marks the notepad. “And how many kisses did we share before we got out of bed?”
“Are we talking about kisses on the lips or the ones on other parts of the body?”
“Tina!” Bette shots her wife a look. “Babe, let’s just stick to the normal types of kisses. Okay?”
“Spoilsport.” Tina chuckles.
“We have to be prepared for our interviews babe.”
“Interviews?” Tina pulls back and looks at her wife. Confused. “What interviews?”
“The ones we’ll have to give when we pass this guy in leave him in our dust.”
“Oh, those interviews.” Tina laughs. “How about we do the calculation first babe?”
“Right, back to work Kennard.” Bette directs.
“So say we had 6 kisses before we got out of bed yesterday morning.” Tina estimates.
“Six?” Bette frowns. “Just six?”
“Kay, how many do you think?”
“At least a dozen.” Bette answers emphatically.
“A dozen?”
“Absolutely.”
“Okay, so that’s 12.” Tina accepts her wife’s count. “So how many more do you think we had yesterday morning?”
“Are we counting the ones in the shower and the kitchen and the laundry room and…”
“Stop, babe. Stop.” Tina placed her finger on Bette’s lips, silencing her wife. “Okay, okay. We kiss a lot. I get it.”
“Yeah, we do.” Bette kisses Tina’s finger.
“So let’s say another 50 by dinner.”
“Too low.”
“How about 75 by 7pm?”
“Round up.”
“80?”
“Sounds about right.” Bette agrees. “Okay, so from midnight to 7pm we had about 92 kisses.”
“Right.”
“Two at dinner.”
“Only two?”
“Yeah, remember Angie was still home.” Tina reminds her wife. “She didn’t leave until after 7.”
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This was fantastic!
Needed some happiness and fluffiness!!!
Thank you for brighten up my day!
Hi Bibi,
You’re first on the comment trail today!!
Thanks for the brightening my day too!!!!
Glad you enjoyed it!!!
Continue to stay safe my friend.
Collins
This is a very sweet story. And really needed. Love their banter. Heavy sigh!
Hey Billy,
This story actually stemmed from a scene I was going to include in another short story. This was marked to be just a paragraph in that story & then I thought – ‘this could be more than just a couple of sentences’.
So I flushed it out more & tried to give it a light, funny side.
Thanks for reaching out.
Enjoy the weekend.
Collins
Cute story…. they fit so well together….. so sweet.
Thanks.
Hi Martha,
Thank you for your kind words.
More short stories to come.
It means a lot to me.
Enjoy your weekend.
Collins
Cute story but I am wondering what the ROD kiss meter will look like!
Hey Jane,
I looked it up – a number less than zero is called – NEGATIVE INTEGERS!!!!!!!!!
Like zero, zilch, zippo, none – 00000000000000000000000 to the edh degree!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNOW i won’t be EVER writing that story!!!!!!
Thanks for reaching out & glad you enjoyed the story.
Collins
That was funny and cute! Much needed fluff, Collins. Thank you for that, I’m looking forward to the next gem of your collection.
Hi K,
So glad you thought the story was good. Just kinda flowed & before I knew it, there it was.
Have a 2 part story on the board for the next time.
Thanks a bunch & keep safe.
Collins
Ah, sweet chapter. Thanks Collins for making our day seem a little bit brighter. We can all breathe a little easier knowing writers like you will give us hope!!
Love how they tease each other – just great.
Thanks
Hey Kira,
Happy to know I helped make your day a little better.
We have some really great writers posting right now & all the stories are so rich with telling great Tibette stories.
They do interact so well together.
Thanks & look forward to see you on the next post.
Collins
Just what the Doctor ordered!!
SG
Hey SG,
The doctors are very busy right now, but I will gladly fill in when I can to bring some joy & fun to the site.
Glad you enjoyed it – those kisses just keep adding up!!!!
Take care of yourself over your way.
Thanks so much.
Collins
Thank-you for the sweet kissing story.
Hi Cathy,
Thanks for reaching out. There are so many little bits of info about this fabulous couple to compose stories about.
Glad you enjoyed it & be ready for more to come.
Happy Holidays.
Collins
Just the pick me up I needed! Thanks!
HIya Sharon,
Thanks for commenting. We all need little pick me ups to brighten our days & get a brief reprieve from all the stress & gloom somedays.
Working on a 2 part short story now.
Thanks again & take care.
Collins
Geezers! How’d you come up with this cute diddy?!!! We knew the challenge was on once Bette read that someone else claimed to love kissing their spouse more than she!!! She wasnt havin’ it!
Hey D,
As I mentioned, the idea for this was just a little explanation inside another short story & it just took off & developed a life of its own.
Bette is never one to back away from any challenge!!!
Glad to enjoyed it!!!
Collins
This was awesome. Just what we needed this week!!!!
I like the logical Bette, the way she thinks. And Tina just loves to tease her & get her going.
But Bette always has to be the best, no matter what the challenge.
Thanks for this, really liked it.
Hey JW,
Just a little pick me up to brighten the day & ease the disappointment of the GQ news.
Bette can never allow herself to be bested in anything, especially the love department!!!
And Tina comes through in the end with the final solution to get the total numbers they need!!
Thanks for your support.
Collins
I think some kisses can count more than others. For example – Shebar kiss – i think it can be count as thousands of usual kisses)
Hey Z,
You make an excellent point about others counting for more than others!!!
So true.
And these 2 certainly had memorable kisses in OG!!!!!!
Thanks for reading.
Have a great week.
Collins