Alice takes on the task of phoning the girls putting on her angry voice. With that done theres just one thing left to do.

“Dana, im going to the shower.”

“Um, ok.”

God she can be so slow at times.”D.A.N.A im go…ing to the show..er.”

“Oh, oh! you mean.”

“Yes. You, me shower now.”

An hour later im getting ready for breakfast at the planet and i cant stop smiling. I need to get this smile off my face for the plan to work. Bette can see through me like a piece of glass, shes going to be the hardest to convince. I know i have a lot to talk about with Dana, but i want one day of just being us. Tomorrow is for talking.

Alice stop smiling, stop bloody smiling. Ok, i can do this. I put on my angry face and enter the planet.

“Alice.” the gang say in unison.

“Hey guys.” I try to roughly sit on the chair in a pathetic attempt to seem angry. However i land wrong and nearly break my shoulder.

“Ahh, *****.”

Bette: Alice whats wrong.

“***** Danas whats wrong. Thinking she could just come over and everything would be fine. Well life doesnt work like that. You dont just ***** break someones heart and expect instant forgiveness. Life sucks and its about time Dana realised that.”

Helena:But Alice, last night you said you were going to sort things out. (*****. Bette wasnt the hard part Helena was. I cant believe i forgot our little pep talk last night. Major flaw no.1)

“Yeah well, she just made me so angry. Thinking all she had to do was click her fingers and i’d come running.”(im not making myself look good for when we do tell them the truth)

Shane: For ***** sake Alice, did you not hear what she said last night.”

“I dont want to hear it Shane.”

Shane: Tough cause your going to. She loves you, you idiot. She realises she made a mistake. God you two make me so ***** crazy. I swear your both as thick as two short planks.

“***** up Shane. All you need to know is if i never see Dana again it’ll be too soon.”

Silence falls over the table and i do an internal happy dance. The image of me dancing in my head is so funny i almost laugh, but i dont. I Alice Piesecki am a genious. Ok, still silence and now we come to major flaw no.2- where the ***** is Dana. 5 minutes i said, 5 minutes. Oh good, good here she comes.