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The Olympic Situation
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An Olympic Situation
“Tell me again why we are having this party?”
“Tell me again why you are wearing that ghastly pink dress…?” Bette replied as she emptied the ice cubes into the big ‘only Bette Porter would have an inordinately expensive and fancy ice cube container’ ice bucket.
“What?” Tina answered, aghast at the words that had just passed Bette’s lips.
Bette turned at the tone in Tina’s voice, “did I just say that aloud?”
“Yes you did and you had better explain yourself…, right now?”
“Well…, its just…”
“You said it looked nice…”
“I know, but I thought that’s what you wanted me to say because you liked it…”
“You don’t like it?” Tina asked as she glanced down at the high neck, pink ‘outfit’.
“Its uh…, not very sexy.”
“Its not?”
“No, its pretty grannyfied actually.”
“Grannyfied?”
“Yeah, you know, would suit Alice or your granny…”
“Oh…”
“Maybe something to show off your magnificent cleavage T…”
“You are obsessed with my chest…”
“Yeah and…?”
Tina smiled as she stepped close to Bette, “did you really have to spend all that money on an ice bucket?”
“No, not really, but it’s a Bette Porter extravagance…”
“It’s so you babe…, by the way, did you call Wheezer about the railings?”
“I left a message…, if it’s not done there’s going to be an accident…”
“That’s what I’m afraid of… Or we could turn that around and…” Tina turned to Bette and widened her eyes, “you know…”
“Tina what are you saying?” Bette said in exaggerated tones, “are you saying that we use the fact that our balcony is unfinished by Wheezle in order to bump off someone?”
Tina gave a look of mock horror, “would I suggest such a thing?”
Bette laughed, “I thought not…, who do you think?”
“Well who could we have the most fun with on a conspiracy theory?”
“And who would be the most likely to piss everyone off…”
“Well we all know the answer to that, but…” Tina leaned closer to Bette as she whispered, “she’s behind the camera…”
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Mate, this is just what I needed… a good laugh after all this S6/interrogation tapes nonsense. Thank you! It also made me feel a bit better, there’s nothing better than reading a story from Jobadge when this cold is keeping me so low! xoxo
Genius !! and i see that with your therapy you have stopped mention Levis in every chapter !!. hope you are doing well mate xx
“Just off the top and plop.” Oh my God that is FUNNY!!!!!!! This was laugh out loud funny, thank you JoBadge!
Great fun
OMG that was really funny…thanks for the laugh!!!
Jo… loved this… and i also believe jenny fell off the deck and hit the deck around the pool, but tried to get up and then fell in the pool… oh well,… so glad you had them tell each other every thing… so any chance of a sequel to this… (Hey you going to the convention down under)…
Oh I laughed sooo hard. That was great!
Well, if nothing else, 608 and the interrogatory tapes have inspired some very creative writing around here. Thanks Jo…we needed that!
Betweem you and Seahurst,you put a little sunshine and laughter in our day.
we really needed this! thanks, Jo!
LOL
Nice Jo, just so nice to see jenny’s plop, thanks for that, I don’t think I ever laughed at a death before. Thank you, Md aka Oma
rofl love it!!! very nice! :)
Nice one! I didn’t mind Tina’s pink dress but i really really loved the black one she wore when James was visiting… She look so hot!
“Just off the top and plop.” could actually just sum up exactly what happened with season 6, very clever.
rotflmfao. Awesome. I needed a good laugh and thank you. Off the top and plop sums up the whole sixth season well except for certain scenes (veg)
Jo, you had me snorting with laughter. This was priceless. THANK YOU for handling the “secret” with sensitivity and class. These characters are safe in your loving hands. MORE of Lady Slayer. Oh, and about that image … I agree, Levi’s it is. xo
LMFAO!!!! Absolutely fucking hilarious babe!! Your funniest yet and had me lol on so many occassions!! I think it summed up the last ep perfectly!! Were the railings broken….I hadn’t realised….lol I loved that you included our reference to Jenny and her glasses as being an owl and I noticed a few other personal references in there too….I know that one in particular would have made you smile as you typed!! I’m just a bit sad we had to watch the last ep apart…But anyway, fab stuff baby! LU X
That was hilarious. The entire season 6 was a crock of shit, or as one student put it a pile of dead pooopooo. Too bad ic and Jenny did not attempt the synchronized diving portion of the Olympics. The splat would have been much bigger.
LMAO!!! Really…. thank you for making me laugh after watching Tina’s unrealistic nightmare of an interrogation tape!!! I swear IC smokes crack!!!!! :)
Wow just what the doctor ordered! Thanks for the laugh I really needed that:)
What a perfect response to crazy disappointment of Season Sux and the infamous TITS (Tina Interrogation Tapes). Laughter will cure a lot of things, and I think you cured many us feeling so disappointed at the end of our beloved show in such a bizarre fashion. Mwah!
Hahahahahahahahaha ! Just frigging hilarious !
OMG That was freaking funny and love it. Thanks my friend, we all need story like this!
Lmao..enjoyed that very much…
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Great!
Hilarious! Thank you Jobadge. Just what I needed… actually much better then the finale on Sunday.. what a hoot :) Thank you!
that was definitely the funniest, most WONDERFULLY ornery (in a extremely positive way lest you think I mean ornery in any negative sense) reflection to date of that awful hour known as the final episode. You are a gem. Thanks a zillion!!!!!
Hey Jo, This was the perfect antidote to the Finale. LMAO totally. Loved the scarkey comments re Tina and Bette sharing info about Tina’s abusive sister and Bette’s encounter with a drunken Kelly. Right on. Jo, you rock. Thank you so much and please continue with this irreverent style and story-telling. Your Loyal Fan.
Very funny post! As soon as I read diving I had this lovely image of Jenny and a swan dive off the railless balcony. Thanks!
Oh, Gosh! Jo, you had us laughing hard here, all along this Olympic gig. Hahaha This was just PRICELESS. Thanks for bringing us some sarcasm about the Finale. Ah, yes. We are missing something. The Levis were not mentioned here. That is why we think your talent would be best spent on writing an update on Lady Slayer. THAT story is a joy to read, dearest friend. Hugs & kisses on both your cheeks. – Lu & Marsh (Proud Salsa Aunties to the ever loving JC and Eunichick and Tias Adoradas to Patpez)
GOD BLESS YOU for making me laugh so hard! I am left to ponder for the 100 millionth time why we couldn’t have writers like you for the show?! That should have been the spin-off..Tibettemin stories from all the various WONDERFUL fan fiction writers…same fantastic couple with a different story every few weeks! thank you SO VERY MUCH!! have always loved your writings!!
Fucking so smart and hysterical. I only hope just 1 of the actors gets wind of your story cause then inevitabbly the rest will surely enjoy and embrase the ironic novelty of it all. A big helping of FUCKING CRAZY SHIT, right after another unFUCKINGbelievable helping of CRAZY SHIT. Just perfect Jobadge. We’re all just swimming in it right now aren’t we???? Thanks for the laughs cause it’s not often I laugh out loud MORE THAN ONCE and that the sound makes my dog leave the room due to it’s weird noise she’s so not used to hearing lately. You know it’s serious when you’re own dog leaves the room….I know my puppy will be ok eventually but will any of us?
Cute.