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    The New Mothers of Invention – #12 Touch Tones – S07

    With a dead-eye lock into Shane’s, Bette tosses back her whiskey in one long disappearing swallow. ”This is fucking ridiculous, and this has got to stop.”

    ”Tourette’s, maybe?” Shane looks oddly hopeful.

    I shake my head, ”Well, I’m just stunned she didn’t know.”

    ”Know what?” Sue Ellen leans in on her elbows.

    ”Something very hard to write on a postcard.” Shane defends herself.

    Then, the waitress arrives. Thank God.

    dead or alive poster

    The Million Dollar Cowboy Bar – Bette

    The ample chested blonde waitress leans so far down, and comes so close to my face, that I can’t help myself so, I smile.

    ”I know what I want,” Alice begins.

    I hold up the menu to hide my face, as I lean in closer to Tina. ”We don’t have to sit through this bullshit, Baby. We can leave right this minute, and go anywhere you want. Just say the word, and I’ll take you out of here.”

    ”She’s hopped up on something. Remember when I was asking you about blue pills?”

    ”My scope begins and ends with heroin, Kit’s drug of choice, if you don’t count Tequila, Rum, Gin, Vodka…”

    ”I get it, Bette, but something’s very wrong with her.”

    ”Alice seems alright, though.” My attention flips back to the menu, then back to the D cup waitress. ”I’m going straight to the beef, no salad, no spinach, just a baked potato and straight to business with the steak, but I am definitely ordering another drink. What are you doing?”

    ”If Alice’s ever left California, and landed in a flyover state, she’s heard it all before, but I didn’t see this coming,”

    ”And Shane’s not, Out?” I begin to laugh. ”Absolutely, so ridiculous. It’s unfathomable.”

    ”Babe, have you forgotten that you didn’t exactly get on so well when this happened with your father?” That stops her laughter, and I wish I could take it back. Then, my phone rings.

    ”Hey, sweetheart, it’s Momma T. Are you all tucked in?”

    ”Who’s that calling during dinnertime?”  Sue Ellen starts up again.

    Alice leans over to Sue Ellen, and begins to flip through our family pictures on her iPhone. ”Oh, and the fake straight women? They have a baby girl together. A cute little brown one, too. Wanna see?”

    _____________

    Part Three of this tale I hope you’re enjoying will post soon.

    Blackbird

     

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    1. Anything that is headed with a photograph of my favourite woman and the next photograph my favourite couple is fine by me. Add some great writing and superb story telling and it can’t get better.

      Part 3 soon please BB :)

    2. Pat, you’re a dear! I had a feeling you’d like this one! If you drop back by, please hit the stars ranking button at the top of the story. I think with the new design of this site it helps readers find my writing.

      Ah, I loved writing the long opening windmill of Bette’s musings. Being in her head amuses me completely.

      Okay, Wanted: Dead or Alive posters are in the story, and now for the Showdown!

      I’ll figure it out tomorrow while I’m swimming. — Blackbird

    3. Going back down memory lane with bits about SHANE and how she got to LA was an eyeopener.BETTE also realized TINA was her forever .Now ALICE is being funny as always,love her.pps thanks

    4. FROM AN EMAIL TO ME – From Lollipop

      Your back!!!!! Loved it, I can only anticipate where this story could go with all the girls rocking this road trip! So glad to have the next installment to look forward to!

    5. Hello, to the new members, and hello again, to all the longtime L Word fanfiction readers who know me. I’ve had an email today from a reader who was excited about my book, Touch Tones, that is my vision of Season 7. It’s pretty cool. I think you’ll enjoy it.

      Anyway, back to the email from earlier today, the fan asked me where my WeHo: Behind the Scenes book was on LesFan.com. She said she couldn’t find it. I created this list below.

      WeHo: Behind the Scenes

      The series progresses in this order:

      Ultrasounds of Lovers – https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84277 (the first try at fanfiction.

      Translations – https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84290

      3. I Remember Rivers – https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84328 By this point, I was getting good. I’d start here if I were you.

      4. Come Back To Me – https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84359

      5. Red Water – https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84395

      6. Milkyway —- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84400

      7. Remembering Me ——- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84409

      8. Canyons ———– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84754

      9. Lightning Bugs —————— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84815

      10. Interview with a Vampire —– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84863

      11. Not Another Word —————————————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84879

      12. The Fugue of White Noise —— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=84944

      13 Tomb Raider ———– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85091

      14. Gypsy Whistles ————– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85102

      15. The Ant Farm —————————————— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85158

      16. Sleeping Rough —— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85211

      17. Low Hanging Fruit —————————– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85232

      18. A Taste For Politics —– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85365

      19. Sanctuary ——– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85405

      20. Tongue Tales ——— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85426

      21. A Date with Myself ———————— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85432

      22. The Thirteenth Floor ——— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85458

      23. The Pussy Club https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85471

      24. The Fortune Teller ———————– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85481

      25. A Spell on You ———- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85563

      26. Objects in Motion —————————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85581

      27. A Drink with the Gypsy ———— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85628

      28. 17 Reasons Why! Not ————————– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85692

      29. The Weather Report ————– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85828

      30. Fit for Battle ———– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85844

      31. The Lucky Ones ———————————– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=85893

      32 Coming Home ——- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86129

      33. Malibu —————————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86144

      Then, I begin Season 7 – flying completely over most of the annoyances of the show’s Season 6 I envision a whole continuing life for our favorite characters.

      Touch Tones – Season 7

      1. After Midnight ——- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86526

      2. The Handler ——————————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86539

      3. The Ringer ————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86574

      4. Kryptonite ———————————— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86655

      5. The Kiss ———— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86802

      6. Meeting Maxine ————————— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86891

      7. Flexibility ————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=86940

      8. Blood Moon Rising ————————————– https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=87025

      9. Radar Love ——————-https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=87588

      10. Alice Surmises ——————————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=88117

      11. Shanghaied ————— https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=92089

      12. The New Mothers of Invention ————————- https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=92119

      And for the moment we’re up to date.

      With that mission accomplished I will add a note of encouragement to LesFan’s readers, all writers enjoy, appreciate and are otherwise encouraged to write more fiction for you to enjoy, so tell us – even it’s just a dash of a note, or some line or joke, or amusing scene you particularly enjoyed – it’s nice to know what readers think.

      Enjoy yourselves out there! Blackbird aka @BlackbirdWrite

    6. I’m soo happy to read your story again! It’s darn too long for my liking
      Anyway, Sue Ellen is kinda…A bit homophobic? ..
      I mean, “Fake straight women?” Really?! ….
      Good thing that Bette is a bit mellow now..
      If not? …hehehe

      Thanks for the updates Blackbird
      Hope to see more of your stories

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