“There you go T…but no…..ummmmmm…..well…..”

“Oh God…you can’t help yourself can you. Just say it.”

“No POKER’S allowed! Ha! There!”

“Funny Bette. So if there can’t be any poker’s then what?”

“Oh God Tina – use your imagination. You know what a poker is….right?”

“Duh…well yeah Bette…..” Tina rolled her eyes.

“Roll the dice T….come on…let’s go.” Bette was impatient now. “I can’t wait to win this one.”

“Oh brother….I won’t let you EVER play this with the kids.”

“NO…SAY IT ISN’T SO! You have to let me teach the kids to play this! This is like the epitome of games. I have to teach them to play….I have to…”

“No you absolutely will not!”

“So much for making parenting decisions together Sweetie. No child should go through life without learning YAHTZEE!. I think not teaching them would border on neglect T.”

“Oh yeah….you’ll teach them to be little….well…. *****….and iI don’t want to deal with that until they’re teenagers. All at once….*****…five teenagers! *****!”

“Are you calling me an *****?”

“Yes!”

“Ok… you are going down Kennard!” Bette grinned an evil grin. “You called me an *****…” Bette smiled at Tina. She laughed.

“What?” Tina looked puzzled.

“You are just so damn cute Tina. All this name calling….oooohhh…. makes me horny! Will you talk dirty to me later….you know….when you’re going DOWN!”

“If you insist. You know Bette….it’s your turn. Roll ‘em Porter. You’re just stalling because you know you’re going to choke!” Tina put her hands up to her throat and made a choking noise.

“You’d enjoy that…wouldn’t you LOSER!?!”

“YES! Roll the damn dice!”

Bette rolled the dice. “Ha Ha….nah nah nah nah nah – YAHTZEE! Five sixes – I BE THE WOMAN!”

“Oh good God Bette. I quit.”

“No way Kennard! No way….roll ‘em…after you write in my score…write it…write it….”

Tina looked at Bette and burst out laughing. “You are too funny!”

Bette shot back her sexiest smile.

“Bette?”

“Yes?”

“Can we quit the game now? I want you….you got me all hot and bothered.”