Random vamp’s POV

I wish i could be 11 again, everything was just so easy. Back then the only thing i had to worry about was what i was gonna be having for lunch, now the world’s just so complicated. Especially when you live in 2 different worlds. Being immortal is not as much fun as some may think[ :O u liar! :'( take that back right now] when you’ve lived for 690 years[lol sorry but i’m immature as f*ck so i always laugh at the number 69] as a vampire, you’ve pretty much seen everything & felt absolutely nothing. I’m done with ‘being immortal’. Or at least i thought i was. But like everything else in life, that’s about to change[*yawns* omfg shut the f*ck up and get on with the story drama queen *rme*]

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*An alarm goes off*

ALICE: “Oh for fucks sake! Could someone pls stop that noise”

SHANE: *shoots the alarm clock*[so cool! Omg i should totally do that sometime :D i need a gun. Anyway, just ignore me, keep reading, go on]

HELENA: *rises up from bed* -_- “God shane! she said stop the noise not shoot the bloody clock.”[wow, way to be ungrateful -_- shane could totally shoot my alarm clock anytime she wants ;) wait, o_0 is it just me or did that sound pretty sexual? *gets shot at* wow, aiit i’m gone SHEESH! No need to try to kill me -_-]

*at this point, everyone’s awake*

ALICE: -_- “i swear it’s like technology is out to fucking get me. When i need to put something in the microwave real quick it takes FOREVER! For the timer to go off. But when i want to get an extra min of some much needed sleep THEN the fucking alarm works perfectly.”

TINA: *throws a pillow at al’s head* “shut up & get ur lazy ass outta bed al”

ALICE: “Oh tina :) this ass is a lot of things, lazy isn’t one of them ;)” [*looks left, looks right, giggles and walks away]

HELENA: *sighs* i just… *sighs* whatever *gets up & walks away*

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*30mins later. The girls are chilling in the sitting room*

TINA: “yo shane! What’re u doing?”

SHANE: “nothing, just texting some girl back.”

ALICE: *walks over & looks at shane’s phone* “sorry, i fell asleep?” to jasmine. Wait, isn’t that…? “oh for fucks sake! Shane, she texted you 2WEEKS AGO!”

SHANE: “yeah, so?”

ALICE: “what, you’ve been sleeping for 2weeks?”

*helena & tina are laughing at al & shane*

SHANE: *smirks* “yep, it’s possible”

ALICE: -_-

HELENA: “you’re one to talk al, it takes you 2days to wake up in the morning”

SHANE & TINA: *giggles*

ALICE: “That doesn’t even makes sense -_- man i hate u guys.” *walks outta the room*

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[HELLO! Are u still reading? What? U are? Well that’s strange. Wait u’re not? Oh! :) now that makes so much more sense]

ALICE: “hey guys :) wanna go hang out at that new club?”[I’m not old enough to hang out in clubs in America, but in my country there’s no age limit so… I’m gonna make it same here. Oh, and btw the girls are all less than 21]

THE GIRLS: “nah, can’t hang out, we’re kinda busy”[*sighs* if i had a dollar for everytime i’ve heard that]

ALICE: “what do you mean you can’t hang out? I SHAVED FOR THIS SHIT! -_-”

SHANE: “i’m busy, i’m reading this really cool book.”[said no teen EVER!]

TINA: “yeah and i’m kinda tired, i just wanna stay in today”

HELENA: “i’m uhm… Taking out the trash? :s”

ALICE: -_- “those are the most shitty excuses i’ve ever heard. Shane what book are you reading? Unless it’s ’50 shades of i’m gonna fucking go out with al’ i couldn’t give 2fucks about it. And tina & helena? Trust me when i say you do not want me to get started with you, so get your asses up and let’s get going -_-”

THE GIRLS: “alright, aiit, calm the fuck down, sheesh!”

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ((AT THE CLUB))

ALICE: “wow, this place is packed!”

HELENA: “i know right, and look at all the hot babes”[*sneaks in, grabs one & sneaks out*]

SHANE: “And it seems like some of them got their eyes on tina ;)”

TINA: *lol* “What? No they don’t :p”

HELENA: “No, she’s right *points to the left side of the bar* check out the smoking hot brunette”

ALICE: “wow, nice :) i’d do her”

TINA: *rme* “you’d do anyone al”

ALICE: “what are you trying to imply?” -_-

HELENA: “that you’re a Ho *coughs*”

ALICE: -_-

*a random chick walks up to shane & pulls her towards the dance floor*

SHANE: “excuse me guys, nature calls ;)”

ALICE: lol “oh shaney”[shaney? O_o The fuck? *smh*]
“tina, she’s still looking at you, go say hi” …. “seriously tina, she’s HOT! You shouldn’t ignore her”

TINA: “oh right, because she’s gonna be like ‘how dare u ignore me after i’ve made 0 attempts at talking to u’ yes al, i shouldn’t do that.

HELENA: “uhm… No need for that guys, she’s already coming over here”

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So… It’s 4am where i’m at, and it’s ramadan so i gotta go get ready for suhoor. And for those holding virtual pitch forks, PLS DON’T KILL ME ^_^ *runs away*