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Situations…
“Left a bit…, down a bit…, oh…, up a bit…, ah…, right a bit…, oh…” Tina’s mind was a little preoccupied for what was currently going on down below, her thoughts passing over the day she had been having.
Bette’s mind was currently concentrating at the task in hand, her usual spot on technique not seeming to have the impact she was hoping for.
Tina squeezed her eyes shut and pushed her head back into the pillow, trying to clear her mind of the annoying thoughts that continued to wreak havoc on her concentration of enjoying the moment… ‘I must remember to get toothpaste when I go shopping… oh and we’ve run out of… I know there is something else…’
Bette altered the movement of her tongue, having noticed how quiet Tina had become, she gave a little inward sigh, as her jaw gave a twinge of being in the same position for some time.
‘Ah… olive oil and baked beans…’ Tina opened her eyes, her mind now clearing as Bette’s tongue swept through her, “oh god…”
Bette gave an inward smile as she heard the response from Tina, she once again altered the course of her tongue and settled into the place she knew her tongue could work magic.
Tina’s hands rung the sheets as she felt the change in movement below, she felt the twinge in her hip, she moved her hands behind her knees, giving some stability to her legs which were currently waving around in the air, ‘potatoes… and there was something else they needed…’
“Down a bit babe… ah… no, up a bit…” ‘washing detergent… and red wine… oh and I need to collect the dry cleaning…’ Tina rolled her eyes, try as she might, she could not relax her body into enjoying the attention Bette was ravishing on her, she lifted her head off the pillow, looking downward, seeing the mop of dark curls moving profusely, ‘fuck, I need to do something about this, tell her, fake it, tell her, fake it, tell her… fuck’
“T… everything okay up there?”
“Yeah babe, just go back to exactly where you were…”
Tina closed her eyes, ‘here goes…’ “Oh yeah babe, right there, oh… don’t move from there babe.. its coming… ah…..” she jerked her body with the appropriate movements, hoping she had pulled it off.
Bette raised her head, looking up at Tina, “you didn’t just fake that did you?”
“Of course not babe, it was… amazing…”
Bette gave a satisfied smile, ‘thank god for that, I thought I was losing my touch there for a minute…’ she thought to herself.
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Real life, man…real life! But I do find it hard to believe that Tina would lose her concentration with that hot woman paying, um…special attention to her! These snippets are great!
Gah! The same exact thing happened to me! Only instead of a shopping list, I had the Pet Shop Boys stuck in my head. It’s so irritating!!
Well, somebody’s lost something if the shopping takes precedence and I don’t think Bette was down there looking for her car keys.
Tina that was cruel!!! Bette pick me, I won’t fake it….I swear!!!! Like Lamentamini – what is PMT?? What did you think of my advice the other day???
Leave the list on the frig and think of your girlfriend. Shane on Tina, How many women would love to be in her place. raise your hands. thanks
bette probably knows TTina was faking but Bette’s ego wouldn’t allow her to actually accept it.
Jobadge–these chapters are so real and comical, that I find myself smiling as I read each one. I don’t think a woman alive hasn’t written a shopping list or two in her head when the “down a bit, left a bit” motions start happening. You gotta feel Tina’s pain in this chapter.
So fucking funny and crazy about them.
Oh and I still wanna know what PMT is. Please? *puppy dog eyes*
How the hell does one fake it with Bette? *dies* D=
ha, haven’t we all been in one of those two positions before…much funnier reading than living it…..keep them coming….tks
LMAO….Im going to have to stop reading these while im supposed to be Eh!..busy….Truly brill…. God forbid Bette would lose her touch!….and that shopping list!!!…well i guess it wont get done on its own!and ya know its not like Tina was busy!…lol..
why would anyone fake with betty….tina leave the fuckin shoppin list on the fridge and enjoy wht you are gettin tht is so lame hehehei love this new series jo its cute and funny
Poor, poor Bette, had she only known that!
Awwwww. They are adorable!! LOL
Jo, Another entertaining moment in Bette and Tina’s lives. Just adored the shopping list recital in Tina’s head. Don’t think that faking it is a suitable answer as it can bit you on the ass later. Thank you. Your Loyal Fan.
Oh gosh! LOL! :)) Bette losing her touch? Never!!!