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Role Playing Anyone???
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"Why do you get to be Buffy every time? Damit! I’m the one with the blond hair…" Alice pouted.
"Baby, we’ve been through this. I am an athlete, therefor, more believable as a Slayer…plus I am stronger than you." Dana winked.
"That’s total bullshit and you know it! I beat you that one time…remember??? A few weeks ago?" Alice crossed her arms and waited for Dana to give her the praise she deserved.
"Alice, first off, we were both completely trashed. Second of all, you jumped me when my back was turned…which is totally illegal and knocked the fucking wind out of me, and finally, as I was trying to catch my breath, you started to tickle me and about killed me in the process. That is not even remotely close to a fair fight and you know it!" Dana looked sternly at the blond who was kicking at a piece of lint on the floor with her toe.
Alice sighed and shook her head in defeat.
"Ok. Fine…you can be Buffy. But just remember that Willow was a bad ass and kicked the shit out of your precious slayer in the show! Xander had to save them. So behave or I will be forced to work a dark spell on you…" Alice grinned evilly, deciding that the red hair wiccan had her good points as well.
"Ok. Ok." Dana laughed. "I remember. So where do you want me?"
Alice thought for a moment, tapping her finger on her chin as if deep in thought. She watched Dana out of the corner of her eye and could see her growing impatient.
"Ok…Go put on your leather jacket…and then get your ass outside….NO! Wait….ooooh…Ok. Tell you what. I am gonna go get dressed. You get your shit and wait in here. I am gonna start outside…K?" Dana was actually a little confused but she just wanted to get to the fun and games so she nodded her head.
She stood and watched as Alice ran through the apartment grabbing certain items and throwing them into a bag. She stopped when she realized that her lover hadn’t moved yet.
"Dana, what the fuuuuck??? Get your ass moving! And wait in the bedroom until you here me knock, okay?" Alice waited this time to make sure that Dana had actually heard and understood her.
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I thought this was great and funny! I not a huge fan of Danish BUT…I love Wiffy (Buffy and Willow) even write it a bit myself soo…this was great as soon as I read Alice gathering stuff up I just knew she was going to be Vamp Willow! Great!! loved it!
That was such a great balance of funny and sexy…jsut like our girls should be. Veerryy hot too. Mr. Pointy cracked me up and I got the reference though I’ve only seen a handful of Buffy episodes. Maybe you should take one for the team more often!
Hot hot hot…I read it before I went to work…I was a bit distracted all day, wonder why? :P And you’re kidding yoursef with ‘The end’ at the end… No way, it SCREAMS for a follow up. :D
Very nice!!!!!!!! Not only Danish but some BTVS action aswell, this ones a keeper. I def think you should do one of these again :-)
Awesome!! Keep it up and it should definetely be continued some time. Loved it. :D
suzieb, what you do 2 me?! absolutely loved it – so much fun and sooo hot… would love to read more so i look forward to another installment at some point, seriously this rocked :) x
I don’t believe I have the ability to fully express just how funny I found that story to be. I’m a HUGE Buffy fan … my favorite show ever … all other shows are secondary in my opinion. You totally had me rolling. Personally I’m a Willow & Tara fan, but Vamp Willow was just so damn sexy & I loved the beginning when the were fighting over who gets to be the Slayer. The whole Mr. Pointy thing was freakin’ brilliant. I think your new signature should be … “Who’s the pillow queen now, bitch!?!” … now that was priceless!!!
Please tell me that the last sentence was a joke “the end.” Come on, you’ve def got to keep this story going! I think it’s unanimous that this was the perfect mix of funny and sexy – and that it deserves to be continued :) So, please update soon!
Usually strictly a B&T girl, but this was awesome. You captured the humor between these two, which made them the great couple they were. Laughed out loud at this line: “How was she supposed to remain calm and slayery?” Slayery–hehe. Great chapter, thanks.
VER HOT!!! Thanks, it was flipping funny! Awsome story!!!
Ahhh B you tickle me you really do, I’ll have to write the next installment then we’ll have to throw it to Poopy to finish it off. I’ll do Xena and Poop can do X-Files. This was really great a lovely little piece of smut to make me smile. We’ll talk about the next one lol.
Uh oh. Looks like CD just signed me up for nothing but smut. Ha ha. What have I gotten myself into with you girls! Ok, totally caught all the references from our conversations in here, but it would take way too long to type them all out! I still love how you threw the “Bite me” line in there, and how damn perfect it fit with the story! You crack me up babe! The whole Buffy role-playing idea? Totally made this story even better than it already was. I fucking loved that show! As soon as Dana opened the door to find Alice in that outfit, I was like “Vamp Willow”!! (Who totally turned me on by the way on BTVS. I have a thing for Alyson Hannigan too!) This was a fucking awesome story babe, and perfectly written. It made me laugh, curse the fact that I dont have a girlfriend, and motivated me to take a shower. A cold one, I might add. So umm… how about you write another one for me? It made my shitty weekend great! Hope to talk to you soon babe! Love you! (Oh yeah, sorry I didnt get to talk to you more tonight. My stupid siblings JUST decided to go to bed. Damn not having my own computer anymore!)
Hot hot hot…a cold shower is in order!! Even if I’m inot Buffy that much I think I should start watching now!! I would like to say keep the smut coming….Loved it!
Wow – hot and hilarious – can’t wait for my 3 favourites to continue this, keep it coming ClosetDana and Poopy-Sh*t – but don’t forget your current stories as well – still hooked on all of your writings – and of course Bojangles if you read this, we need an update on Road to Joy soon.