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Quality Time-9
Tina and Bette drove to the restaurant. “T, maybe we should go home first so I could get a scarf, I think they won’t late me in looking like this.” Bette said rubbing her neck. “Bette you look fine” Tina said.
“Tina I look like I got bitten by a snake and someone tried, unsuccessfully, to suck the poison out of me!”
“It’s going to be ok.” Tina said parking the car.
“Hello, do you have a table for two?” Tina asked the hostess.
“Yes. Of course follow me.” She said.
“Can we get a corner table, with a little bit of privacy?” Tina asked. The hostess looked at her and then at Bette, focusing on her neck then smiling knowingly to Tina. “Not a problem, no one will see you here” She said leading them towards a corner booth. Tina realized what she must be thinking. “Oh no” She started mumbling. Bette just smiled.
“Thank you,” Bette said, “she insatiable” She finished rolling her eyes.
“I can see this,” The hostess said, “I’ll be sure you won’t be disturbed.” She said looking at Bette then winking at Tina again.
“God Bette!! She’s going to think we’re having…” Tina then lowered her voice, “Sex…”
Bette’s eyes grew big, “What?? Why would she?” She asked surprisingly.
“Well, the bite marks and me wanting a place where no one could see us, asking for privacy.” Tina explained.
“God Tina!!” Bette said sounding shocked. “I feel so used!” She said hugging herself.
“Bette I didn’t plan to have sex with you!” Tina defended. “I swear.”
“But now, that the opportunity occurred?” Bette asked.
“Bette, I swear I’m not going to have sex with you in the restaurant” Tina said, trying to make Bette see she didn’t plan this. Scared that Bette was hurt.
“But whyyyyyyyyyy” Bette whined. Tina looked at her realizing Bette was just… being Bette.
“God Bette you are the most infuriating woman I’ve ever met!” Tina said throwing a bread stick at Bette. Bette just caught it and took a bite.
“T, baby, come on you got me all worked up. Lets fool around” Bette begged. Tina lifted her eyebrow. “And by fool around I mean let me give you an orgasm” Bette explained.
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(43 votes, average: 3.26 out of 5)
How old exactly is Bette in this story, GITP? She stomps her feet, she whines and she even mimics Tina. Geez, she acts and talks like she’s just a few years older than Angelica. And I must tell you, GITP, it’s freakin’ funny! “There, there Santa will bring you present even if you’d been naughty,” Bette said patting Tina’s back. => LOL! Thanks for the dose of laughter, GITP! *snort* :D
LMAO. This banter is great. Oh, and so is the sex!
Could we all hope that Tina gets to take a crack at Jodie’s face in the real show? OMG! That would be so worth all the misery of seeing her with Bette for an entire season. The dessert scene definitely left me wanting seconds… and thirds…more please!
Absolutely loved it! Thank you so much. PS – the restaurant bit was sooo sexy. I can’t get over it. I think I’ll read it again.
oh yes she did!!! I LOVED Tina getting all Jerry Springer on Jodie’s ass. The banter between Bette and Tina keeps me in fits of laughter. :)
P.S Loved the restaurant scene…what a way to have desert ;P
You are too funny!!!ROFLMAO I love this story. The banter between Bette and Tina is priceless. I love how free and funny Bette is no matter the situation. As for Jodie, she better watch herself because the hulk will kick her ass, LOL. Please continue this story. I can’t wait for the next post :)
Haha You’re so funny! I have a smile on my face while reading your story! VEry very NIce, can’t wait for next chapter!
Too funny, loved it! PPS
OMG, ROFL, I can’t get enough of this story. This is how we should see B&T in season 6.
Ha ha ha! So which one of them will drop the fork then? ;-)
They are too funny. And Jodie had better listen because when Tina gets mad and starts talking thru gritted teeth Jodie will get her little ass kicked really good. Tina is Bette’s best protector.PPS
You had me at “eating out.” Best synopsis ever! ROFL! You are so funny. This story is awesome, never fails to make me laugh out loud. Your Bette and Tina are so loving and fun, thank you for sharing. I hope we see even a little of this playfulness in S6.
I so loved the desert!!!! I am glad Tina slaped Jodi. Jodi better watch her ass or Tina will kick it!!!! This story is so FUN!!! Thanks PPVS
OMG SO FUNNY FUNNY