“Bette, this is Alice.  I’m at the Planet.  I can’t believe you left me just like that last night.  Some guy got all sappy over Monet and I later found him crying into a champagne glass muttering about getting ‘thinna’.  Darn metrosexuals.”  Alice sighed into her cellphone.   “Anyways, what the ***** happened to you?”

Alice pressed the end button and took a sip of her cappuccino when a hooded figure plopped itself into the seat next to her.  “Hi, Shane.”

“(Grunt)”

“Alice, you know Shane doesn’t talk to anyone before she’s had her morning shot.”  Marina placed the espresso cup on the table and Shane downed it in one gulp.  Just then, Alice noticed Bette hobbling into the cafe with a blonde bombshell.

“Wow, Bette.  What happened to you?  Did you fall and hurt yourself?”

Tina took out an inflatable doughnut ring and placed it on the chair as she helped Bette take her seat. 

“Thanks, T.  Everyone, this is Tina.  Tina, this is Alice, Shane, and ah.. ah… ow… Marina.”

Marina eyed the newcomer intently.  “What is your most significant, no… most life-altering, influential book of all time?”

“Huh?”

“Have you read anything by Francesca Wolff?  That’s Wolff with two F’s”

Tina politely shook her head.  “Can’t say that I have.”

“Hm.  Figured.  My girlfriend never wrote anything anyway.”  At this, Marina turned and walked back to the bar to attend to the other morning patrons.

Tina got up and excused herself.  “It was nice to meet you all but I have to go back to my apartment and pack now.”  Tina gave Bette a quick kiss and left.

“Where’s she going?,”  Alice asked.

“To get a U-Haul.  She’s moving in with me tonight,” Bette replied.

“Aww… Second date?”

“Yup.”

“I don’t know her that well, but I’ve got a good feeling ’bout the two of you,”  Shane said as she gave her friend a light pat on the back.

“Was that the one you left me for last night?”, Alice prodded Bette.  “I could have sworn she was straight.  No ***** chick would wear high heels with tapered jeans.”

Shane spoke up at this.  “Al, sexuality is fluid.  Whether you are *****, bisexual, or straight, you just go with the flow.”

“Well, that one’s gone with the current at top speed on a jet ski.”, Bette quipped.

“What are you talking about, Bette?  And why are you sitting on an inflatable doughnut?”

“You know I never kiss and tell but…” After Bette spills the details on the night before, Alice gagged.

“She choked on your pubes???”

“I’m sorry, I’ve been busy with the exhibit, and I never expected to get laid that night, so I thought it wouldn’t be a problem to have a full bush…”

“Yeah… I mean, come on, Al.  Bette’s one hot and successul babe. Horny women who have innate questions of their sexuality won’t mind her wild bush.”

“I guess… but your bush still doesn’t explain the doughnut.”

“Fine.  If you must know, when I said she has good suction… I was talking about the suction power of an industrial sized vaccum cleaner.  There!  My ***** nearly got ripped from my body.  I had to soak myself in a small tub filled with warm water and soothing vaginal wash this morning just to ease the throbbing.  She’s vigorous, but I love that about her.  Then again, I’m the first woman she’s ever slept with so I can’t really blame her.”

Shane and Alice were speechless for a while when Shane innocently adds:  “Does this mean she gets an A for effort?”

<TO BE CONTINUED… Half asleep.  May edit more later.  Thanks for the other comments to the previous post.>