Tina: Al, Al? Alice?!?!

Alice: huh? What? Sorry.

Tina: phone, its Dana.

Oh God Dana!

Alice: hello? Oh hey, fine, fine, ummmyou know what? Tell TonyaIm just going to hang around here, I know I said yes buthuh whatno no dont put her onhey Tonya.

Tonyas voice is so irritatingly loud, her voice echoes through the receiver.

Tonya: oh Alice, dont go changing plans on me last minute, Ive already planned everything, its all so perfect!

Alice: as great as that sounds, Tonya, I dont want to cramp Danas style and all.

Tonya: if you say no, Im just going to come over right now and

Alice was terrified.

Alice: NO! no, dont come over, Ill be there. Just give me an hour.

Tonya: wonderful, Dana is so excited.

Alice: haha, I am sure she is. Bye Tonya.

Tina walked back into the room, having to leave due to the fact that Tonyas voice was just so ***** annoying.

Tina: so what did the Ton Ton want?

Alice: Im leaving with her and Dana today to help plan for the wedding, unfortunately. (LIGHTBULB!) oh T, I just got a brilliant idea, why dont you tell them you need me here, theyll listen to you, you got that Mama quality, Tonya will shrivel into a little baby chicken!

Tina: uh uh, as much as I would love you to stay, I am not going to talk to that woman and plus it will be good for you.

Alice: you gonna be ok here by yourself?

Tina: yea Ill just call Shane.

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Dana was all packed and ready to go, and nervous as *****. She was going to be alone with her fiance and her best lover friend, Geez, she didnt even know what to call Alice. Her lover? Her best friend? Her girlfriend? What the ***** was Alice to her? She knew she was definitely more than just a friend now, she loved Alice, but did Alice love her enough to be with her? Alice did confess her love for her, even after she came so quickly. ***** I cant believe I came so fast!

Tonya: baby, you coming?

Dana was shocked and confused, until she looked up to see Tonya.

Dana: yea yea.

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Alice was all packed and ready to go. Tonya had called back and said that they were just going to pick up Alice on their way out. Alice stood there with a small tote. They were only going to be gone for one day, not even for a night, she didnt need much, just a change of clothes in case of emergency.

Alice stood there in quiet and calm until she heard it, the screeching tires, the off singing voice the loud moronic singing voice of Britney Spears, who else could it have been but

Tonya: come on in Alice!

Alice stood there with her mouth and her eye brows raised, she could not believe what she was getting herself into. Until the love of her life stepped out of the car nervously smiling at her.

Dana: hey Al!

Alice: hey Dane!

Dana walked up to Alice and grabbed her tote while leaning in for a friendly kiss on the cheek. Then she felt Danas hand linger to her butt and sneak a squeeze.

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Tina walked over to the window with Shane to see what all the commotion was about. They both looked out the window and saw Alice standing there with Dana grabbing her bagthen Dana grabbing more than her bag?!?!

Tina and Shane looked at each other in amazement and happiness, neither one sure as to how to take this new discovery.

Alice and Dana? Dana and Alice?

Shane let out a small, *****.

As Tina simply replied, tell me about it.

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Alice could not believe that Dana just did that, right there in front of Tonya?!? But then again it did feel good.

They both walked over to the car and got in, trying to avoid any looks to each other, except for maybe a small grin here and there remembering what had just happened.

Tonya: ok so here we go! Off to wedding land! Oh and I forgot to mention, I have got a great surprise for the both of you.

Dana looked back at Alice and Alice returned the look, both thinking, What Surprise?!?