Although the discussion with Bette about their new found relationship ran short, a lot was said, in between the simple hand holding, eye gazing, and small pecks on the cheek. But seeing all that love again between two people who were meant to be together, ripped Bettes heart apart because she knew if Tina and her didnt have what Alice and Dana had at that moment, it could only mean one thing, they had more.
The tears Bette shed in front of her two friends could have filled all the empty wine bottles that settled under her bed. Dana and Alice saw the pain in her eyes, even in her faint smiles that showed approval for their love for one another.
Seeing all of that sadness, both Dana and Alice could not help but think, could this really happento us?. Alice immediately shook that though right out of her head.



Dana and Iwere good. I cannot believe she said what she saidshe is such a dorkmy dork. And even if we break upwe are much too good of friends to let each other slip away. Dana loves me and I love Danawere BFFbest friends forever! I would never hurt Danaand Dana would never hurt me.

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Alice left it all to that last thought then looked over at Bette who had fallen asleep sitting up, with tears still running down her face. Alice looked over at Dana who was deep in thought, she didnt want to bother her. Danas deep in thought was always cute to Alicethere were only few moments when Dana ever had to think that hard. So Alice let her think, and laid a pillow in Bettes lap and went to sleep. If Dana and her couldnt get it on now, she might as well dream of what had happened last night.

Dirty Alice!

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Dana sat in the chair alone, Alice had gone to sit near Bette to comfort her, Alice was always good at that, she knew when to hold you, where to run your back and when to wipe the tears away. Thats what Dana loved about Alice.

Dana thought to herself, you cant lose her Dana, Alice would never cheat on you like Bette did! But what if you ***** up, what if you turn into that jock and start to let your ***** get in the way of true love. Wait! Dana, you dont have a *****! Maybe this relationship isnt the bestwhat if you ***** up? What if you hurt her?

When Dana started to think of calling the whole thing off, she looked at Alice who had fallen asleep in Bettes lap. Seeing the peacefulness in Alices face, took away all of her worries. She would never doubt Alice because she knew Alice would never doubt her. She smiled and tried to remember the first time the two met.

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Alice had just gotten the job for L.A. magazine, her break up with her previous girlfriend got her the first story she ever wrote, From B to B, from bitchy girlfriend to best friend by Alice Pieszecki. Of course Bette didnt like it at first, who would with a title like that, and then she read the article. Bette had been dating Tina Kennard for almost a year now.

Alice, Bette and Tina were all sitting at the table eating breakfast at the Planet.

Alice: Jesus! If you guys are going to play footsie, make sure youre messing with the right ***** foot!

Tina and Bette broke from their trance and looked at the screaming blond who had been stressed ever since she got there. Now that she had about three shots of straight expresso in her, it only got worseand louder.

Bette: why are you so jumpy this morning Alice?

Alice: *****, I am sorry guys, I didnt mean to yell, it was the closest thing I got to any action this week.

Bette: that is not new.

Alice: ***** you Porter!

Tina: whats bothering you Al?

Alice: this ***** story I got! Living in L.A. you would think that you could spot a ***** athlete on the street, especially in West ***** Hollywoodclosest thing I got was a 79 year old gymnist who said he slept with Michael Jordan!

Tina: does the athlete have to be *****?

Alice: it was the edge to my story T, it would have been good, just think, The ***** Jock Strap. now I gotta settle for a regular straight laced, no stain jock strap. I might as well be writing about a priest!

Tina: well Bette said she met this sports agent, ummm, Conrad right.

Bette: yes, arrogant son of a *****, but he has good connections.

Alice: I guess that could work, Ill just write about some new athletes right? Ok thanks guys.

Bette: that settles that, Ill give you his card tomorrow.

Alice: ok, ok, so I have to know, I have to know, did you guys use the handcuffs I gave you last night?

It was now following week, the infamous day that will go down in history, ok so it wasnt that exciting.

Alice had called Conrad and arranged a meeting with an up and coming tennis star, Dana Fairbanks. They had scheduled a meeting at the Planet at noon.

Alice had already drank a good five cups of coffee, her legs were shaking like an out of control vibrator that didnt feel good, and she could feel her bladder start to tear and leak into herwellwherever it leaks.

Tina: Alice, just go use the bathroom.

Alice: I cant Tina, this is my first big time interview, if someones going to be late for it, it is not going to be me, ( looks at her watch) its 11:58 Ill give her five minutes and then I am going to the bathroom, that way, itll be like shes the one late.

Tina: Alice, that doesnt make sense, if shes here three minutes after 12 of course shes the one late.

Alice: SSSSSHHHHH! Im holding my legs together so ***** tight, its getting numb down there, I have to hear if I start to piss or not!

Tina: youre disgusting.

Alice: yea welloh godits 12:51…Im going!

Alice raced from the chair and literally in the next second was sitting on the toilet relieving herself of the five cups of coffee and the five from the night before. When she was about done she heard the door blast open. The nosy the person she was, decided to wait until the coast was clear to leave. She heard someone dialing on a phone.

Woman: hello? HelloConrad! Conrad its me Dana! yeano Im herehave you ever been here? The planet? Theres ***** people everywhereno no no.I knowno one knows Im here right? Well if Im you know

Alice knew the word she was going to say already before she said it and wanted to reassure Ms. Dana Fairbanks here that no one knewso she did all she could to try to make it as though she didnt hear anythingshe flushed.

Dana frantically turned around: gotta gobye!

Alice came waltzing out of the stall: oh wowIm sorry didnt know anyone was in here.

Dana just stared at her in shock and the only word that could describe itawe.

Alice noticed Danas nervousness: ok, dont freak, Im going to wash my hands before I get back out there.

Alice walked over to the sink and washed her hands, Dana shook it off and turned to face Alice who was wiping her hands off with a paper towel.

Dana: Im sorryyou just scared me thats all.

Alice: well thenIm sorry I scared yaAlice Pieszecki (she sticks out her hand Dana just looks at it) oh come on, you saw me wash them.

Dana smiled and shook her hand: Dana Fairbanks.

Alice: well, Dana, when shall we start the interview?

Dana: interviewwhat interview? Ohh, youre the blond jounalistright?

Alice: that I amsodid you want to interview in hereor shall we got into a more appropriate placemaybe one of the stalls?

Dana laughed: sorryummmm.before we head out thereIm sorry I just need to knowdid you hear anything I said on the phone?

Alice: what didnt you want me to hear?

Dana: oh god..you heard everythingare you going to write it in your story? Please dont write it in the story.

Alice: Danalook ok? Im not going to say anything, my storys about the athlete and not their sexual preferencesinitially it was but that didnt really work out.

Dana: what?

Alice: never mindcome onmy friend Tinas waiting for us out at out table.

Dana: is she *****?

Alice smiles: yeabut she has a girlfriendI on the other hand am single.
Dana: no, noI wasnt asking to ask her outI just

Alice: dont worry I was only messing with youyoure such a ***** dork you know that?

Dana sighs: yea yeaI know.

As Alice walked out, Dana couldnt help but check her out, Alice moved with confidence and very seductively.

Alice: hey Fairbanksyou comin or what?

Dana shook her head: yeayea Im coming.

Alice walked over to the table where Tina was sitting.

Tina: wowyou took a while in the bathroomanyways, youre athlete hasnt shown up yet.

Dana walks next to Alice and smiles at Tina.

Alice: yeaI found her hiding in the bathroom. Dana Fairbanks this is Tina Kennard.

Tina stands up and offers her hand: nice to meet you Danaherehave a seat.

Dana: thank you.

Alice: did you want to start the interview right awayor do you have time for some breakfast?

Dana: oh well I have the day offso I was just going to wander around L.A. for a whileso yea I do have time for breakfast?

Tina: is this your first time in L.A.?

Dana: Ive actually been here for a monthbut all the training has sort of kept me locked upand the only person I really know out here is my agent.

Tina: well, Alice here knows all the great hang outs.

Alice: its trueI guess you met the right people today Fairbanks.

Dana smiles.

Tina: were going out tonightyou should come? I hope you dont mindits a ***** club.

Dana was tongue-tied.

Alice noticed that Dana didnt know what to say.

Alice: Jesus Tina! You gonna do the interview or are you going to let me ask the questions?

Tina: Im sorry DanaI didnt mean to pry or anything.

Dana: no its fineI would love to go to the club with you.

Alice: are you sure? We could take you to a different club if youd feel more comfortableand by different I mean a straight one.
Dana: no its fineas long as you dont write about it in your story.

Tina: oh Alice wouldnt do thatand plus you are among friends.

Alice: that you are.

And the rest was history folks!

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Dana had never told Alice that from that moment on she always had a small crush on the blond journalist. Alice had always done small things that made Dana tingle in her good spots even when they were just friends. Alice was always one of those hugs and kisses friends and was never shy about sitting too close or anything like that.

Alice especially liked to do things like that with the brunette tennis player because she knew Dana was a bit shy. Although Alice never said anything, she always knew Dana liked it when Alice was only an inch away from her or when Alice would tickle her, she just never said anything to Dana because she knew she would get even more uncomfortable.

When Alice woke up, her and Dana helped move Bette into her bedroom and left. The drive home was sweet and quiet, the just sat there holding hands, and Dana would occasionally lift Alices hand to her mouth for a sweet kiss. When they had reached Alices apartment, Alice stopped Dana from getting out of the car.

Alice: Dana?

Dana was focused on Alices hand as she ran her finger in circles over it: yea AL?

Alice: can I ask you something?

Dana: sure.

Alice: ok I know how long I have wanted this relationship to happenI have wanted you for so long Danabut I have to knowdo you think were rushing into things? I mean, you werent even broken up with Tonya and we were togetherdid you justyou knoware you with me now because you wanted an excuse to get out of it with Tonya? Because if you are

Dana: AL, Alice listen to me

Dana had never seen Alice so insecure with her, Alice knew everything about her, but now that there was more, it obviously clouded her Alice sense.

Dana: you know what I was thinking about at Bettes when you fell asleep?

Alice: pinching my *****?

Dana: nook yea

Alice laughed.

Dana: I was thinking about the first time we metthe whole Bette and Tina scared me tooit wasnt that I was scared about you doing anything to meit was more likeI was scared I would hurt youand then I remember the first time we metand how you took care of me. I never trusted anyone so quickly the way I trusted you.

Alice: I feel the same way about youbut if thats all you feel maybe we should just be friends againI know I feel more about you but I can deal with that.

Dana: Alice, Ive had feelings for you since the first time we met.

Alice: you have?

Dana shyly: yeayou were kind of my real true first crushyou were who I compared everyone to.

Alice: so you really want this thing to happen?

Dana: ***** YEA!

Alice and Dana giggle and kiss.

Alice: did you want to go get some of your clothes?

Dana smiles cockily: I dont think Im gonna need clothes while I stay here.

Alice and Dana kiss and walk up to the door.

Dana: seriously though Al, did Lisa really wear these clothes?

Alice: what do you think?

Dana: yea, I think he was more feminine than the two of us.

Alice: I was definitely the butch of the relationship.

Dana let Alice walk in front of her and was checking out Alices amazing *****.

Alice: Dana, stop staring at my ***** and pinch it already!

They reached Alices door and she was getting her keys out to unlock it.

Dana: I was not staring at your *****.

Alice really?

Dana grabbed Alices *****: ok so I lied, now lets get in there and GET IT ON BABY!

Alice turned around and looked at a smiling Dana.

Alice: we really have to work on your dirty talk.

Dana: too much.

Alice kissed Dana as she opened the door and did it still facing Dana.

Alice: a little.

kiss

Dana: yea?
Kiss.

Alice: I liked it though.

Kiss. Kiss and Kissing.

They were now inside with the door closed. From the hallway we hear a really loud crash and both screaming: OW! *****!

We get inside and they are both on the floor.

Alice: forget the dirty talkwe gotta work on you suave moves.

Dana: okhow about you get in bed and Ill bring the ice bags?

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They are just starting the relationshipand alreadythey are like an old married couple. Its nice though.