Bette: Hey Boo. How are you? (sounding tired)

Angie: MamaBeee!!!!! (grabbing Bette’s head and kissing her sloppily on the cheek)

Bette: Thanks Boo (said dryly, as she wipes the bits of cheerios from her cheek. Tina chuckles at the scene. Bette stands and wraps her arms around the blondes waist and kisses her neck. Tina moans in appreciation. Since Bette’s pregnancy they had been making love like a couple of teenagers. It amazed Tina just how different Bette was pregnant compared to how she was either time.)

Tina: Hey, Baby. I missed you. I’m just finishing the salad. The salmon is in the oven ready. (snuggling back into Bette)

Bette: Mmmmm I’d rather eat you. (Bette whispers into Tina’s ear causing shivers to go and down the blonde’s spine. Making Tina turn to look at Bette and lean in. Just as she leans in and places her mouth on Bette’s lips, Bette pulls back unexpectedly crying out in pain.)

Tina: Babe?

Bette: Oh God…(looking down to the floor) Ahhh Tee…

Tina: (continuing to look at Bette’s head) Baby what’s the matter?

Bette: I think i maybe going into labor…(still staring at the floor)

Tina: Don’t be ridicilous. You’re not due for another 2 weeks.

Bette: Ahh…ok…then…why is there a big puddle of water on the floor?

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Alice was sitting in the waiting room counting down the seconds when Kit or Shane or ANYONE would turn up. She had had the misfortune of answering her phone when Tina called frantically begging Alice to meet them at the hospital so she could watch Angelica. What no one seem to bank on was Angelica getting scared and freaked out by Bette being in pain. Since Alice had to literally pry her away from her parents Angelica had been crying non stop. If Alice wasn’t so sure she would get great big trouble she would have taken Angelica back to Bette herself. What was even funnier was that Tina had completely lost all of her marbles. Which didn’t help calm Angelica down. In fact Tina was so freaked out that Bette drove herself with Angelica and Tina in the car to the hospital. She calmly got out and sat in a wheelchair that Alice had waiting for her and calmly told Alice:

"I got us here, my wife can park the car…"

Alice would have laugh…would actually BE laughing if it wasn’t for her Earth daughter being miserable.

Angelica: Want MeBee…Pweese…bee good…(looking at Alice with big puppy dog eyes filled with tears. She was red from crying and was now hiccuping)

Alice: Sweetie Your mama is getting that baby sister or brother for you. You can’t go back there. (Alice tried to explain rubbing Angelica’s back. Angelica was being stubborn and now made her body stiff as she tried to slip off Alice’s lap)

Alice: Angelica! Stop that! you’re gonna hurt yourself!

Angelica:Mama B hurt! Want Mama B!!! (looks at Alice with her best puppy dog impression) Pweese Anntee Awice…

Alice suddenly was very glad she was not Angelica’s mother, there was no way in the world she would ever be able to say no to this little girl.

Alice: Look Angelica…if you promise to behave i swear i’ll buy you whatever you want…just stop crying PLEASE???

Angelica: (seeing that alice wasn’t taking her to Bette, started crying harder) Want Mama Bee want..mama…. (Angelica gave in to fact that Alice wasn’t getting Bette and curled into a ball crying harder. This only horrified Alice more and caused tears to well up in her eyes.

Alice: So do i kiddo…(she said in whisper)….