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Meet Bette Porter The 30 Yr OLd Virgin(2)
An hour after taking a shower, putting on the new pair of clothes and applying the makeup tricks that she saw on YouTube, she went to the big mirror to check her over all look “Holy shit!!!”
Bette moved closer to the mirror and held her cheeks. She couldn’t believe what she saw, looking back at her was a stunningly sexy woman.
She let her curly hair, which was always tied up to fall down her shoulders, her lips were painted with red lipstick and she was sporting a smoky eyes look, which she carefully imitated on the internet. She wore a black v-neck sleeveless top that showed a delicious amount of cleavage, grey tailored pants that proudly accentuated her scrumptious ass and black pumps. She whistled and said to her own reflection
“Oh my goodness I’d so fuck you myself!” the brunette chuckled at what she said then took a deep breath “Milk here I come!”
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“Hey Al you seem so bored why don’t you hit the dance floor?” Shane said almost catching her breath due to the kissing marathon that she had been doing with a girl that she just met. Alice shifted her gaze from the dance floor to her friend
“Oh yeah it would be really worthwhile if someone will dance with me. I asked five girls and they’d all shot me down! I don’t understand I’m gorgeous, sexy and oh so fuckable, what’s wrong with them?!”
Shane took a sip on her beer then patted her friend’s back “relax Al you’ll have your luck”
“I hope so otherwise I’m gonna set this club on fire it’s so fucking unfair!” Alice replied angrily. Shane just laughed at her friend’s sentiments. Alice just continued scanning at the flood of women in the club when someone who just entered and went straight to the bar caught her attention. Alice tugged at the side of Shane’s shirt “Shane, Shane look, 9 o’clock!”
Shane got confused because they were seated facing each other so she looked at her 9 o’clock and what she saw was a big butch with a lot of piercings and tattoos “fuck Alice I didn’t know that you have a very exotic taste In women”
Alice looked at whom Shane was referring to “what are you talking about?”
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Hahahaha that was funny and love it, hope Tina is there and Bette can meet her. Please post more, thanks!
Funny!Love it.PPS
LOL, that so funny, even Alice didn’t recognize her :DI wish that I was in Milk that night ;D
That was funny, LMAO.yes who’s ugly betty now, Alice? cannot wait to read what happened next.
LMAO!! Love it, wonder what will happen now,whe will T enter the pic,will Bette wear new wardrobe from now on…so many Qs,PPS!!!
Ahahaha this is hilarious please continue! I think Bette needs to “get some experience” with Tina!
HAHA Amazing!
Too funny, poor Alice
that was so hilarious. Love it thank you.
can’t wrap my head around Bette as a virgin, let alone 30 year old virgin at that
LMAO!!!I LOVE THESE SCENE!…Bette didn’t answer her friend right away instead she hugged her tightly and said “Alice! I’m glad you’re here!” Alice who was still oblivious to the fact that the woman hugging her was her friend was shocked by the gesture ‘Oh lord thank you so much, I think I’m gonna get laid tonight!’…..HAHAHAHAAH!
lol, Alice is an idiot. Glad Bette went out. Great update. Funny too. You said that Bette has a different love interest but that you are a TiBette fan. So will Tina and Bette ever meet and get together? Thanks.