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    Le Bandwagon 06.08

     

                “Are you not a wonderful specimen of womanhood,” Diana said, setting her eyes on Carmen, who smiled.  She wasn’t about to start flirting with a woman that might be her boss in a few short weeks.

     

                Ice Queen, that was what she had started calling her in her mind; ice blue eyes and white blonde hair always pulled back, always very stern.  Suits that were most certainly not off the rack, but custom tailored for the woman’s well shaped body.

     

                “I guess thanks are in order,” Carmen said softly, while shuffling things around on her table, averting those clear eyes.

     

                “You must excuse me, English isn’t my first language.  It’s my third.  I grew up speaking French, then Spanish.  So my English is sometimes… lacking,” Di said, although her melded and merged accent was rather enticing.  What harm would flirting with the new boss do?

     

                “You speak it well, but I’m sure you sound much sexier if you were speaking the language of love.”

     

                “Sex… Has its own language,” Di said with a laugh, stepping up and behind the turntables.  She looked at the music list, and nodded in approval.

     

                “Sex isn’t love,” Carmen said, sliding over a few more CD’s and Diana picked one up and smiled.

     

                “I like this one.  Bang to The Beat Of The Drum.  Love isn’t sex either, but then you knew that, did you not?”  Diana stated, a very small grin spreading over her face.  “You have nothing to worry about la petite, you will have your job once Marina and I… re-acquire her half of The Planet.  Your worries are….”  Di snapped her fingers,  “…unfounded,” Di said, moving from behind the DJ set and walking away, her hips swinging ever so slightly. Carmen bit her lip at the encounter, wondering what to make of the woman.

     

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                Now you know that Di is trouble right?  You know that this ‘Familia’ is the mob right?  Or did I have to spell it out for you. 

     

                Ok.

     

                M

     

                O

     

                B

     

                MOB!  The Soprano’s, yeah I watch old DVD’s, but let me tell you, they are more like….  Well… Keller, Beecher and O’Reily from OZ.  Stone, cold, killers.  We’ll see a lil more of that later….

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    1. well if helena isn’t a viper or dragon then she is the most misunderstood big kid ever!! she planning on something that will only get herself into more trouble… jenny needs some major help here! alice/dana/lara 3 way? OMG this is gonna back fire on alice. shane is right don’t do it! SAHM= bette while tina goes back to work.. maybe bette cna work part time. tina working will be good for them as long as tina doesn’t all high and mighty… love angie’s narration and comments!! :)

    2. Damn woman! You have my emotions all over the place here. OMG, the whole Tina in tights with a cape and the letter “L” on her chest in the planet was TOO MUCH!!! ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!!!!! You done good girl. I just wish you had time to write more. I read this earlier today, and told Ness to remind me to come in and comment. As for Guitar Hero III….* shaking head * I think you may get a run for your money with that one. Her fingers move extremely fast. * wink * As for the bet you lost, YAY!!!!! a B&T chappy from you! WOO HOO! Talk to ya later.

    3. HEYA JR!!! Well I thought I would shock the life out of you and leave you a comment. HEHEEHEE Ok, so I went and played Guitar Hero for a while earlier. My hands hurt a little, but I am sure I will get used to it. Mine came with rules too… No use if I have homework, so I have to make sure I have everything done first before I play. LOL As for the bet, I will sit and wait patiently for that. Now…. I am loving this story. I am so glad that Tina is thinking of looking after Bette and Angie. It’s a nice change from the typical Tina being home storyline. Oh, and I love that Peggy gave half of the company to B&T. LOL

    4. Got sun burned yesterday and today. Almost got the new roof on. This is something new. The fire rate is the highest they make. Thanks goodness the house is old and real carpenter build it in 46 so the old thing was in square. Peggy gets to me sometime and so does Helena, She could do a lot ,trouble in Bette and Tinas life if she is after Tina. Alice has gone crazy, a threesome. I know you can play he&& with the people in your stories. Expect the unexpected from you. thanks for my Sunday fix bvh

    5. Well Jaded, you’re anything but jaded if you ask me! Anyone who could see the good side of Helena in S2 is not jaded. Anyone with a sense of humour like you have is not jaded (I now see Tina looking like Wonder Woman)! LMAO.

    6. Spring cleaning yesterday and I did not get on. Alice plan might backfire on her. Don’t do it Dana may fall for lara again. Bette as a say at home I love the ideaa. Mark needs to call Marina up and tell her About Jenny. Angie was a laugh about the Soprano’s bit. Good job

    7. Read the whole thing just now. Angel’s voice is great, playful and endearing. I don’t care what she says, I still think this Helena is kind of evil. Interested to see what’s become of the doctor and what the back story of her running away is, love Bette as the stay at home mom, it’s cute. The Dana/Al/Lara thing is gonna go badly, but Lara seems less than thrilled to get into it, doesn’t she? Why can’t best friends (Al/Dana) actually talk to each other? Drives me nuts. That’s the way the characters are written, though, isn’t it? Well done. Thanks.

    8. Ah JR, great chapter as usual. I read this chapter yesterday, but couldn’t get the comment box to pop up. See how good I am now at following the rules. I came back today to tell you how much I enjoyed this chapter! Ok, give us a little more Sabrina. I’m trying to figure out what she is up to.Oh yea, I almost forgot….HI!!! from a longtime and loyal fan.

    9. Hello tJR… so yeah I realized I forgot to make comment and well Rulez are rulez… so here I am… I love all the allusions to different comic titles throughout this chapter… or maybe I’m reading to far into it but its been fun… and Tina taking care of Bette is interesting and can lead to some really cool designs in the fabric of their relationship… MOB… Threeways… disenherited sisters… long lost sisters… secret partner for Helena… what else can we expect… well from your crazy brilliant mind… nothing is impossible… Hugs, JC

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