Chapter 1

I’m woken up by a wet kiss from my boyfriend. I turn around, moaning. Eric misunderstands this and thinks I was in for more. His pants are off before I’ve got the time to stop him.
“Eric, have you seen what time it is? I’ve just woken up.”
“Oh… I thought…” he uses that disappointed voice again. I hate it. He always uses that tone when he wants to bribe me into sex. He’s such a guy – actually, he’s even worse. I sometimes wonder how it comes that I stumbled upon this specimen of his kind, this extreme version. He responds to the stereotype we have about the other sex completely. He always thinks about sex and when he, very occasionally, doesn’t, it’s about football. He doesn’t care that much about his studying – he’ll be a law major but he’s such a pig that you would never guess.

I hear you wonder. Why do I stay with him if the only things I can come up with when I talk about him are negative? Simple: because he’s safe. A lot of girls envy me, the lucky Tina Kennard. I can’t count how many times I’ve been asked about the size of Eric Cassidy’s dick. I’m always astounded that they dare ask such a thing – I don’t want to know what their boyfriends’ penis looks like either. It doesn’t interest me. I’m not that fond of the thing, really. The thought of a blowjob alone makes me gag. I can’t wash my hands soon enough when I’ve given him a handjob. I still remember that one time he asked me to lick my fingers off after it. I was simply grossed out.

The truth is, Eric and I have nothing in common. He always thinks about sex and expects it on a regular basis, I want to reduce the times we do it to the minimum. I don’t like sex – well, not with guys. I’ve never tried sex with a girl (I’ve been with Eric forever) so I can’t say what I think about that.
Another huge interest of him is sports, football in particular, and I can’t even bring myself to watch it with him just to do him a favor. He isn’t interested in the movies I like either. Going to the cinema is just hell – he never agrees with the movie I want to see and it has to be his choice or nothing.