Dana woke up a little dazed, a little confused and her shoulder was killing her. “Where the ***** am I? She said aloud.

Glancing down at her wardrobe “And more importantly what the ***** am I
wearing?” She was still wearing the naughty nurse’s uniform that Alice
had given her at the hospital. Dana was about to get out of bed and
figure out just where she was when saw what appeared to be a rat run
underneath her bed.

Shane came running into the room “Umhey you’re up. Did you see where Mr. Jenks went? He’s kind of mad at me right now.”

Dana was a little shocked “I’m sorry who? And why’s he mad at you?”

Shane sighed “He’s my hamster and he’s mad at me because we got in an
argument over whether or not I should ask Carmen out plus I’m not even
sure if she’s *****.”

Dana gave her a confused look. She assumed that Mr. Jenks was a man and
couldn’t believe she was talking to someone who had an argument with a
hamster. “Umwell I think I saw some kind of rat run under the bed a
second ago. Are you talking about the Carmen who invented the
Titsaber?”

As Shane walked over to the bed to retrieve Mr. Jenks, she said “Mr.
Jenks is a hamster!” Crawling under the bed she mumbled angrily “I
really don’t understand why everyone always calls him something else.
It’s not that hard, to tell he’s a hamster!” Emerging from under the
bed hamster in hand she said “Yeah that’s the Carmen. Why?”

“Then ask her out, she’s totally on our team.”

Timidly Shane replied “Huh? What team?”

Dana smiled “The ***** team, don’t you have gaydar?”

Shane sighed “Sadly No. Al was supposed to help me out but she been.”
Shane trailed off wondering how to word that Alice was preoccupied
because she was trying to outwit Dana. Finally she decided on something
vague “umbusy.”

“Well I can try to help you if you want.”

Shane smiled she couldn’t believe how nice Dana actually was “Sure, if it wouldn’t be too much trouble.”

Dana laughed “it’s not like I have anywhere to go. ***** I don’t even know where I am.”

“Oh that’s easy, you’re in the Milky’s secret lair.”