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    Diary of a Mad Addict . . . Chapter 19

    As I crashed to the floor, shocked at the revelation K had spouted I know, Ive known for weeks, I felt my body burn. From the roots of my hair to the nails of my toes, the flames of infidelity, of deception, engulfed my body and spirit. I closed my eyes and saw the path to ***** illuminated by fiery directing signs. (GO TO *****, GO DIRECTLY TO ***** – – WELCOME BEACH – -WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU – – WHAT A LOVELY ADDITION TO OUR DEN OF INIQUITY YOU WILL MAKE )

    I felt my chest constrict and my breathing become erratic. Not only did I believe I was having another heart attack, I prayed I was, for death was my only escape. Despite my eyes being tightly closed I could see, could feel K standing over me, straddling my hot torso – and I dont mean hot in a sexual way.

    She just stood there, one foot on each side of my thighs as I lay on the kitchen floor scorching an outline of my crumpled body into the tile. I knew that if I was ever to get up off that floor there would be an imprint of my body embedded–kind of like what you see at a murder scene when the outline of a body is chalked on the floor.

    Since I knew I was a goner and I knew I was condemned to ***** I figured What the ***** and oh so slowly opened one eye to peek at the towering figure looming above me. Knowing K was sans underwear and dressed in those baggy bib overall shorts, I was hoping to look up into those pant legs and catch one final glimpse of that beautiful Bush Garden before she killed me .(MOTHER ***** ME — WHAT THE EVER-LOVIN ***** IS WRONG WITH ME???)

    I turned my head and squinted out of the one eye which was slightly opened. As soon as K saw some kind of life, some movement out of me she simply looked down and muttered, You are such a moron. And that bowl of fruit she was eating from which I thought for sure would be thrown in my direction, came tumbling down on me like a great rushing water fall, only stickier. (EVERY PRISONER ON DEATH ROW GETS ONE LAST MEAL – THANK GAWD MINE WAS A HEALTHY ONE)

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    1. You are reyond help,but most of us are in the same shape.I try not to pich a favorite writer. I just try to read and comment. I guess we all all a little insanity,just dont tell everyone in cyper sapce. thanks for posting.

    2. Beachie, you are by far one of the most inventive writers on this site. I don’t give a rats *ss that the story is not about B&T. Its still funny, entertaining, and most of all original. Thanks for once again making me smile.

    3. LOL!!! ““You cry because you got caught, because you struggle with the next lie you must tell to continue the deception.”

      (MOTHER FUCK ME AGAIN, SHE IS GOOD)” OH MY GOD is right!! I can not wait for the next chapter. Brilliant! I say that and I mean it. I love that you ate the banana off your head. HA!

    4. You’ve got great comedic timing. Well done! I love the Diary; reminds me I’m not alone and well, it’s just wickedly hilarious! :) Addiction is sweet!

    5. I’ve came to the conclusion of one of the following:

      #1-You are also addicted to Joan of Arcadia. Or somehow apart of the show.

      #2-You and Your Wife have sent e-mails of encouragement to me.

      #3-You are seriously missing me and my tales (yes, I have a huge ass ego……..what of it!? ;D)

      #4-You are one of the Ladies from the L Word-star, executive producer/writer, exectutive producer/director-writer. and/or a certain music composer (director).

      #5-You truly are insane!

      #6-This tale is either 100% real or 100% Fiction………with the raritiy of one or the other slipping in from time to time.

      #7-A combination of the above-give or take a few of them.

      #8-All of the above! :D

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