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Diary of a Mad Addict . . . Chapter 19
As I crashed to the floor, shocked at the revelation K had spouted I know, Ive known for weeks, I felt my body burn. From the roots of my hair to the nails of my toes, the flames of infidelity, of deception, engulfed my body and spirit. I closed my eyes and saw the path to ***** illuminated by fiery directing signs. (GO TO *****, GO DIRECTLY TO ***** – – WELCOME BEACH – -WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU – – WHAT A LOVELY ADDITION TO OUR DEN OF INIQUITY YOU WILL MAKE )
I felt my chest constrict and my breathing become erratic. Not only did I believe I was having another heart attack, I prayed I was, for death was my only escape. Despite my eyes being tightly closed I could see, could feel K standing over me, straddling my hot torso – and I dont mean hot in a sexual way.
She just stood there, one foot on each side of my thighs as I lay on the kitchen floor scorching an outline of my crumpled body into the tile. I knew that if I was ever to get up off that floor there would be an imprint of my body embedded–kind of like what you see at a murder scene when the outline of a body is chalked on the floor.
Since I knew I was a goner and I knew I was condemned to ***** I figured What the ***** and oh so slowly opened one eye to peek at the towering figure looming above me. Knowing K was sans underwear and dressed in those baggy bib overall shorts, I was hoping to look up into those pant legs and catch one final glimpse of that beautiful Bush Garden before she killed me .(MOTHER ***** ME — WHAT THE EVER-LOVIN ***** IS WRONG WITH ME???)
I turned my head and squinted out of the one eye which was slightly opened. As soon as K saw some kind of life, some movement out of me she simply looked down and muttered, You are such a moron. And that bowl of fruit she was eating from which I thought for sure would be thrown in my direction, came tumbling down on me like a great rushing water fall, only stickier. (EVERY PRISONER ON DEATH ROW GETS ONE LAST MEAL – THANK GAWD MINE WAS A HEALTHY ONE)
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Beach, you are incorrigible and beyond help. Thank gawd for that!!
I just love it!
You are reyond help,but most of us are in the same shape.I try not to pich a favorite writer. I just try to read and comment. I guess we all all a little insanity,just dont tell everyone in cyper sapce. thanks for posting.
My spelling was real bad,but someone was talking to me and the phone was ring. real life.
I love this story – GOD JOB. Seriously – I think I love the way your mind works! Insanity has it’s benefits!! HAHA!
Beachie, you are by far one of the most inventive writers on this site. I don’t give a rats *ss that the story is not about B&T. Its still funny, entertaining, and most of all original. Thanks for once again making me smile.
Beach you crack me up. Thank for the installment.
i too am a junky for yours and other stories here.
LOL!!! ““You cry because you got caught, because you struggle with the next lie you must tell to continue the deception.â€
(MOTHER FUCK ME AGAIN, SHE IS GOOD)” OH MY GOD is right!! I can not wait for the next chapter. Brilliant! I say that and I mean it. I love that you ate the banana off your head. HA!
You’ve got great comedic timing. Well done! I love the Diary; reminds me I’m not alone and well, it’s just wickedly hilarious! :) Addiction is sweet!
I’ve came to the conclusion of one of the following:
#1-You are also addicted to Joan of Arcadia. Or somehow apart of the show.
#2-You and Your Wife have sent e-mails of encouragement to me.
#3-You are seriously missing me and my tales (yes, I have a huge ass ego……..what of it!? ;D)
#4-You are one of the Ladies from the L Word-star, executive producer/writer, exectutive producer/director-writer. and/or a certain music composer (director).
#5-You truly are insane!
#6-This tale is either 100% real or 100% Fiction………with the raritiy of one or the other slipping in from time to time.
#7-A combination of the above-give or take a few of them.
#8-All of the above! :D