Bette is my birthmother, and this always seems to amaze people, since I mostly look as Tina. I have blonde, straight hair, well I had before I dyed it, and blue eyes. Bette has dark curly hair and brown eyes.

I have more aunts than Shane and Carmen. Although, to tell you the whole story, none of them are my real aunts, theyre just really good friends to my moms.

Dana and Lara is like my moms number 3 and 4. Like two wasnt enough. No, seriously, I really love them, theyve always taken care of me. Lara and Dana have 3 kids. Josh, the oldest one, is exactly my age, and my best friend. He has two younger sisters, Josephine and Jessica. Theyre twins, and two years younger than us.

Alice and Joan is my last two aunts. Alice have some sort of history with Dana before Dana got together with Lara, but they had already been together once. Or something like that. I cant imagine how complicated their lives seems to have been before I was born.

Alice is one of a kind. Shes funny and smart, and shes curious. She wants to know everything but if you tell her you can count on half of LA to know whats going on with you within an hour. Okay, maybe Im exaggerating, but you get the picture.

Joan on the other hand is the kind of person you can talk about anything with. And hopefully when you talk to her Alice isnt standing with a glass towards the door trying to figure out what youre talking about.

Actually that has happen. When I talked to Joan about boys and girls and stuff I heard something on the door and went to open it. Alice was so busted and I dont think shes done anything like that ever since.

So anyway, here I was, walking around Shanes and Carmens living room, afraid to be grounded for the rest of my life.

Hey, kiddo, I think someones coming for you. Shane interrupted my pacing.

I look through the window and see Bette walk up to the door. I open it before she knocks and she looks seriously at me.