This story takes place with Alice coming over to Bette and Tinas for dinner.  Tina cooks up a lovely array of boiled lobster tails and crab tar tar with broiled broccoli on the side.   After dinner Tina gets up from the table and says  ” Awww look  Bette,  Angel looks so sleepy we should put her to bed now”.   Alice jumps up with a gleeful  glow  and says ,” Hey let me read her a bedtime story.”  Bette says, “ No way Alice, I can just  imagine what this so-called bedtime story entails, not a chance” .  Tina says ” come on Bette let her tell it I bet Angel will love it what ever it is”.  Alice says “  Thanks T  you know it will have the family rating approval” .  Bette hessitantly agrees and Alice proceeds to take Angel up to her room and  let loose this wonderfully family rated bedtime story to her.     The story goes as follows:      

The story of the 3 little crabs and the big bad  lobster.  One day long ago, there were 3 little crabs who  were rejected from their crab clan.  There was talk aboot a big bad ornery crustacean known as  LOOGIELOBSTER .  Since they were so scared on their own that this evil lobster would come and devour them ,they decided to go out on their own and build their own houses.  The first little crab decided to build her  house out of butter.  Because she loves butter,  ( who knew?  quite kinky actually.)   The next crab decides to build her house out of fishing net. ( dont ask why on this one use ur imagination) .  The last crab decides to build her house out of  a metal pot  because its strong and sturdy and perfect for boiling .  ( or sterilizing ***** toys) .   One day after they got home from  crab camp,  they were sitting in their little crab homes eating lunch.  The hungry, evil LOOGIELOBSTER  comes down the road and proceeds to the  first crabs  house her name shall be  Pajama.   The lobster  knocks on the butter house and her pincher goes right thru.   Hey little crab little crab let me in.  The little crab says  ” no ones home”  The lobster responds with,  “Paajjaammmaa,  I know ur there I can tell by the smell  on of crabby crab shell”. The little crab says “you cant come in”  The evil lobster says ” then i will crawl and i will claw  and knock ur house down.  Within seconds the butter house is history.  Then the lobster proceeds to the next little crabs house, we’ll call her  Dazzy.    The lobster knocks on the house of net and her claw goes right thru the netting.  And says “little crab little crab let me in.” The little crab says ” no ones home”   The lobster says “Daaazzzzyyyy,  I know your are there I can tell be the smell of your crabby crab shell” .   The little crab says ” you cant come in”  The evil lobster says ” then I will  crawl and I will claw and knock your house down.  Withing seconds the net house was in shreds.  The lobster moves on to the  last crabs house, we’ll call her Jessica.    She knocks on the house made of pot and says “  little crab little crab let me in”.   The little crab says “  no ones home”  The lobster says “Jeeeeeessssssssssiiiiiiiiicccccccaaaaaa, yes u are I can tell by the smell of your crabby crab shell”.  The little crab says  ” You cant come in”  The lobster says “  then I will crawl and I  will  claw and I will  knock your house down.”  But since the pot is made of metal  then the lobster couldnt knock it down.  She tried to climb over the house but fell in.  You can guess what happen then.  Yes they had lobster for dinner that night.   So the moral of the story is :    Lobsters shouldnt jump into just anyones pot or they will get crabs.
Angel  instantly fell fast asleep.    ( to be continued)