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A TiBette Love Story: Naughty Girl {30}
“She’s never been to this one before?” Dana questioned, taking a sip of her drink.
“She’s never been to any before…” Bette tried to explain.
Shane squinted her eyes at Bette. “Any…as in gay bar?”
Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don't stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock
Bette nodded her head in agreement. “Tee is…special…well she’s…”
Alice had her eyes wide open in shock and screamed out, “A virgin!”
Shane nearly choked on her beer and started to cough, as Dana patted her back.
Let's Do it
And live it up
I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
“In a way…I guess you could say ‘yes’…Tee has never been with a woman before.” Bette continued.
“Oh my fucking Earth Mother!” Alice yelled out. Then she turned to Dana and Shane quickly whispered, “See? Magical brownies were a good thing….loosen Tina up!”
Bette couldn’t catch what Alice mumbled. “What?”
Shane waved her hand to dismiss Alice’s words to Bette. “Nothing.”
Just then, Beyonce’s “Naughty Girl” began to play in the club…
I’m feelin sexy
I wanna hear you say my name
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
Bette continued, “Anyway…I wanted Tina wanted to unwind tonight and have fun. No pressure…and not a fucking word to her about what I’ve said Alice!”
“But Bette…” Alice began.
Bette held up her hand. “Not a word! Tina is new to all this and I want to take things slow…”
“But Bette…” Alice started again.
I’m feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe’s just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don’t know what’s gotten into me
The rhythm’s got me feelin so crazy babe
“Don’t fucking interrupt me! I know you…you’ll want to grill her to death or tease her…” Bette ranted.
“Uh Bette…” Shane tapped Bette’s shoulder with a concerned expression on her face. “I think Tina’s song request is up and you’re wanted?”
"What?” Bette was becoming aggravated and the question was released more as an exclamation.
“Shut your porter pie hole and check out the show!” Alice shouted hysterically.
“Tina…is dancing…on the bar?” Dana was in complete disbelief.
“Holy shit!” Bette’s eye widened and she was on her feet in an instant, racing to her girlfriend who gyrated her hips and danced up a storm like nobody’s business.
Tina stared directly at Bette, grinded her hips like an MTV dancer and seductively gestured Bette over with her finger. Tina suddenly bent down and quickly moved upright causing her blonde hair to flip all around her. It was like a clip of some late 80’s rock video hair move.
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
We’re gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Shane was on her feet and was two steps behind Bette, while Dana grabbed a stunned Alice by the hand to drag her to the bar.
Alice’s mouth was wide open and she temporarily lost the ability to speak. Then the words tumbled out, “Good thing Tina’s party panties selection was a thong….I went commando!”
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Wow. I wondered when it was going to get crazy. Alice was lucky that Bette couldn’t understand what she said about the brownies. Bette’s comment about Tina never being with a woman may bite Bette in the ass when it comes to Alice. We all know Alice can’t keep quiet.
That was funny. Tina sure is enjoying herself.
LMAO!! Finally caught up and I must say your story continues to be utterly delightful read every time. Thanks. PPVS! Can’t wait to read next one. :)
OMG! I’m so sorry for Tina! I would be SOOOO embarrassed and jealous if I were Bette! And I’m starting to dislike Alice! I can totally picture Tina really embarrassed and crying about all this and Bette really mad or disappointed with Alice. I’m having a lot of fun with this (and the previous) story, but next time let’s have something indoors, some cuddling on the sofa, a movie watching activity… they could relax, talk about their feelings… or boobs, Tina seems so interested in Bette’s boobs… “Bette, I can’t stop thinking about your boobs or imagining them and it’s disturbing me…” Anyway, a lot of privacy involved… NO ALICE OR POT involved! =P And again, thank you very much for posting so fast, I LOVE this story, with or without Alice and pot! Thank you!
OMG poor innocent Tina and poor Bette she doesn’t know what hit her. It would be so easy for Bette to take it as an invitation and it will be so hard to calm both down but in this situation it would be sooooooooo wrong.PPS
OMG Tina is not going to know what hit her tomorrow…..more please….not a good place to stop
Methinks Alice is in for a patented Porter smackdown when she finds out about the special brownies. Tipsy Tee is utterly adorable – let’s just see what all she remembers in the morning. Thanks for the update Sweets. You’ve made your Lil G proud. :)
Is Tina the little tiger? Hahaha! Miaow!! ^^ (By the way, I love it when you write it: Oh Spen… ) And: YIPPEEE!!!
I agree – Tipsy Tina is too cute :-) Not to mention sexy! Alice shouldn’t have fed Tina so many magic brownies – but she is certainly hilarious. Funny and sexy chapter, thanks LuvTB!
How can you stop there?!! What is Bette gonna do? What is Tina gonna think when she sobers up? Some fun……
alice…what have u done??? if bette finds out what u did, youre dead! lol! tina is indeed hotta hotta after those party brownies and add alcohol to the mix…damn! lovely update girl. im sure with bette wanting to take things slow with tina would take her home after this hotta hotta night. will she find out what alice did? my guess is yes and commando alice would be dead after. lol!
wow Tina is adventurous when flying high..
wow Tina is adventurous when flying high and yeah you and I have the same kind of humor
omg i knew it Luv…you are totally a breast woman LOL. jk.yes, more please….i agree with your other fans….not a good place to stop….we need to see this date through!! ;)
Naughty! …but nice (and stoned) in the end? Alice…. I hope Shane and Dana are good at thinking up impromptu eulogies, cos she’s about to meet her maker, I think. But then again, maybe Bette will be too enthralled with the show to think about killing anyone? Great update, thanks Luv!
Excellent as always Roomie. THe dynamics of the friends and the conversation was hilarious – you just have to love Alice. Things are sure heating up :) Now how will it play out and Alice did loose her party panties :) Thank you again and Jikes can have the brownies but can I please just have one ;)
Oh Alice is in a heap of trouble once Bette finds out about the brownies. Alice should have said something instead of letting it go.
Tina is having fun and Alice is gonna die later when Bette find out lol!
Just caught up!!! Bette is going to kill Alice. Tina is going to want to die when she remembers what happen the next morning. Love it!!! PPS
This is so funny. PPS
:) First!! Now I have to go read it> :)
OMFG!Evil – you’re pure evil.I love it!
Damn!.. thats all i can say…