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A good investment-24
“I don’t know. We haven’t got a chance to really talk” Bette dryly said, “Who cares babe, she can go to hell. How was lunch?” Bette asked again.
“It was great, Dana’s really nice.” Tina said Candace still on her mind.
“I’m glad.” Bette smiled. “Talked about me?” She teased, “Told her how good I am?”
“No” Tina laughed. “Imagine it or not your name didn’t come up.”
“So she complained about Al, ha?” Bette smiled.
“No, we do have other stuff to talk about.”
“No! Other than me?” Bette said shocked.
“God is there any room in your office with all that ego?” Tina dryly said.
“Now, my child, there’s plenty of room. Actually… I think you can squeeze in too.” Bette smiled. “You really need to stop with the god complex”
Tina laughed, “You’re an idiot.”
“One minute I’m god, the next I’m an idiot… how the mighty have fallen.” Bette dramatically said.
“I’m guessing you’re the mighty” Tina dryly said.
“Of course!!”
“When are you going to be home?” Tina suddenly asked.
“Are you trying to seduce me?” Bette smiled, “Making me come home early so I’ll… come?” She suggestively said.
“You are a horn dog” Tina smiled. “I’m just asking…”
“Well I’m just saying, I’m on my way home… you know for common knowledge.” Bette smiled.
“So early?”
“I was a busy bee today, so I could get home. To an empty house.” Bette smiled.
“The house is not empty” Tina smiled.
“It’s not??” Bette said getting excited.
“Of course not, Alfred’s there, and… you know…”
“Bertha?” Bette smiled.
“I was going to say the chef but yes Bertha will be there.”
“What about the sexy blonde?”
“She will be home in about two hours.”
Bette sighed, “I guess Bertha will have to do.”
“You’re not going to wait for me?”
“Nop, I’m going to Bertha, she’s always there for me.” Bette smiled.
“And I’m not?”
“Are you going to be home in ten minutes?”
“No…”
“Then Bertha will have to do.” Bette laughed.
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(43 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)
I so love that Bette but Candyass out in her teddy. Bette and Alice are just so funny. Loving this!!!! Thank you
Geek comedy is your thing. Love the banter between the gang in this one.
love the humour…
Hmmm bike ride, and than party with toffee and then a double date! :)PPS
Love the banter between Tina & Bette. and I can’t wait to see what Tina’s om does when Bette puts her plan in action! But first some romantic time for our girls! PPS:)
Loved how Bette tossed Candyass out in the lobby in her teddy. Bette and Alice are a hoot!
Just Love Bette n Alice’s humour lol and of course this story is fab:)
I love Bette’s dry humor, and the banter between B&T. Great story!!!BTW, I am glad that Bette threw Candice out, whew. I hope that Bette and Tina’s relationship continues to grow and thrive, and hopefully, Tina’s mom will grow up and leave Tina alone.
I was just thinking that it was probably time for Candace to show up. I am glad that Bette kicked her out and I hope that she was very embrassed. It’s great that Tina is starting to develop other heathy freiendships besides Bette. PPS :o).
lmao…love the humor between the girls. pps
Bette is so obviously happy in-love.pps
I’m glad that Bette threw Candace out! Can’t wait for the party and the toffee!
Hahahaha…very good update. Your Alice/Bette humour is excellent…they are really good friends in this story. Waiting for your next update….semi patiently! :)
geek!! ur so funny im in love with ur story!!! i love bette & alice humer!!! im looking forward to see how alice and bette will drive the girls crazy in the double date. btw the “this way she can get all the talking done with you and I’ll have more time for sex” WHAT GEREAT LOL
omg that was so funny and love it