amends.  I stepped up onto the bleachers and sat beside her.

Ashley: “So, are you a basketball fan or do you just like watching guys pat each other on the ass?”
Blonde girl: “Question. Are you on meds?”
Ashley: “Actually no. My mom fired my last therapist after he hit on her and the new one believes in a holistic approach to my mental health.”
Blonde girl: “So you are crazy?”
Ashley: “They think I am. It gives them a reason to justify my behavior, but no I’m not. Are you?”
Blonde girl: “No.”
Ashley: “Then what are you doing in here?”

She pointed to a blonde boy on the court playing basketball. Please don’t be a boyfriend. Wait! Why do I care?

Blonde girl: “Brother”

Thank god. Now that you mention it they do sort of look alike, but she is of course way hotter.

Ashley: “Cute, haven’t seen him around.”
Blonde girl: “Yeah we just moved here. He’s hoping he’ll get to play and if he doesn’t his world will end.”
Ashley:“ Pft and I thought I was dramatic… Well, for his sake I hope he’s not too good.”
Blonde girl: “Meaning?”
Ashley: “Uhh, meaning that the basketball star, IE Aiden, can’t be the star if another star, that would be your brother, replaces him. Which then means the cheerleading queen

Madison can’t be the queen if she’s not dating the star.”

Blonde girl: *laughs* “I get it I get it.”

Her laugh is just as cute as she is.  For my sake I hope she’s at least bicurious, but then again who could resist me? I mean just look at me!

Ashley: “At king high, as in life, its all about being somebody.”
Blonde girl: “And who are you?”
Ashley: “Today I haven’t really decided yet. Ashley Davies.”
Blonde girl: “Spencer Carlin. Nice to meet this version of you.”

Wow, I love her name. It’s… Sexy.

Ashley: “Yeah sorry about this morning. Stepfather number three came by, which pissed off stepfather number four and they got into this whole parental argument over my….

tattoo. Ya like?”
Spencer: “I thought they were illegal for minors “
Ashley: “Everything cool is. Anyway it was a long night, I woke a little cranky and you received the benefit of it.”
Spencer: “Lucky me.”
Ashley: “You see much of lala land?”
Spencer: “Uh, yeah. Universal City, Santa Monica pier…”
Ashley: “Ok stop! Stop! You’re killing me. Come on.”
Spencer: “Oh, no I have to wait for him. My ride.”