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What Happens Next – (Chapter: 46: Smooth Like Butter?)
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“I hope Tristan kicks her ass for this!” Spencer rolled her eyes, handing Sammie another ice pack, “I can’t believe Ashley sometimes. She’s completely gone insane!” Sammie scooted back onto the bed, propping her back up against the pillows, “I’m so sick of their bullshit! We need to teach them a lesson…one they’ll never forget!” Smiling blue eyes met Sammie’s, “So…what exactly do you have in mind?” Sammie grinned wickedly, “You know they have their first meet tomorrow. I know my girl, before every game she has a little ritual she likes to perform.” Spencer’s eyebrows arched, “Ritual?” Pushing back her hair, Sammie blushed darkly, “Let’s just say it involves her mouth and my nipples…” She continued, ignoring Spencer’s surprised gasp, “I think it’s time we gave them a little dose of their own medicine.”
Picking up her cell phone, Sammie quickly dialed her girlfriend’s number, “Hello baby! Honey, I know what Ash did wasn’t your fault…I know pookie booboo. I can’t have my baby competing tomorrow without her good luck nookie, now can I? Baby…I love you.” She frowned, waiting impatiently for Tristan’s reply, “Damn it, I don’t care where you are! You better say it!” Spencer laughed at her friend’s satisfied smirk. Sammie hung up the phone before anxiously glancing at her watch, “We need to hurry! We only have a few hours to pick out our outfits!” Spencer gasped looking through her purse, “Oh my God, I’m out of mascara!”
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Tristan seethed as Ashley continued her high-pitched imitation of Sammie. Her ears burned hotly when Ashley breathlessly panted, “Oh pookie, tell me again….baby, I just need to hear those three little words…” Ashley screamed when Tristan’s fist crashed into her jaw. Raife looked at the girls in the rear-view mirror catching Ashley launching herself elbow first into Tristan, “Goddamn it! Stop it right now! He angrily pulled the Jeep over for the third time, screaming, “That’s it! I’m bringing you back to your mother’s.” The sudden, peaceful silence in the back seat was broken by a loud, wet fart.
Clutching his hand over his mouth and nose, Raife struggled to see his door handle through his tears. Finally making it outside, he breathed deeply, “Jesus Christ!” He opened the passenger door and glared at his daughter, “Get your finger out of Tristan’s ear! Does that ear belong to you?” Ashley shook her head. “If the hole doesn’t belong to you, don’t stick your fucking finger in it!” Tristan grinned, holding up her hand, “Uh Mr. Davies…could you say that again, sir? I don’t think I quite caught that one!”
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OMG dude this is the best story i’ve EVER read in my life!!!! i love how spencer and sammie are soo good at being sudctivePOST MORE DUDE
and that’s the money shot :)
funny
excellent…really glad to see your post. humorous as usual :) keep it coming ….we love it :)
soooooooooooo glad to see that you are back! its been too long! this update was beyond hallarious as always, but i got to wonder if spencer is takign this a little to far?? well we’ll see! please post more soon!
I can’t believe how talented you are! Definitly worth the wait :) This chapter was crazy sexy!!! Looking forward to the regular posting!
your stories are good I started reading your stories yesterday at 10 am and I just got finished well with the exception of I went to the movies and I took like 3 or 4 bike rides in between I love your stories they are very funny keep writing
yea so i was like one of the first ppl to read this..but i forgot to comment.. lol..well i love this story.. i love ashley and T’S friendship..they r soo comedy..i swear they make this story soo much more interesting..u neva know wut there crazy ass’s are gon do next.. lmao! i fuckin love it..alright post more soon..lol…byee
I love this story. It gets better and better by the chapter. I cant wait for more chapters to come.
I never leave comments but I have to now. Over the past week I’ve been reading this series. I love it! It’s really good. You are an awesome writer. Please please please keep writing!!
i love your what happens next series and all the stories about ash + spencer’s relationship together. this is one of my favorite fics!! pms!
OMG dude this is the best story i’ve EVER read in my life!!!! i love how spencer and sammie are soo good at being sudctivePOST MORE DUDE
and that’s the money shot :)
funny
excellent…really glad to see your post. humorous as usual :) keep it coming ….we love it :)
soooooooooooo glad to see that you are back! its been too long! this update was beyond hallarious as always, but i got to wonder if spencer is takign this a little to far?? well we’ll see! please post more soon!
I can’t believe how talented you are! Definitly worth the wait :) This chapter was crazy sexy!!! Looking forward to the regular posting!
your stories are good I started reading your stories yesterday at 10 am and I just got finished well with the exception of I went to the movies and I took like 3 or 4 bike rides in between I love your stories they are very funny keep writing
yea so i was like one of the first ppl to read this..but i forgot to comment.. lol..well i love this story.. i love ashley and T’S friendship..they r soo comedy..i swear they make this story soo much more interesting..u neva know wut there crazy ass’s are gon do next.. lmao! i fuckin love it..alright post more soon..lol…byee
I love this story. It gets better and better by the chapter. I cant wait for more chapters to come.
I never leave comments but I have to now. Over the past week I’ve been reading this series. I love it! It’s really good. You are an awesome writer. Please please please keep writing!!
i love your what happens next series and all the stories about ash + spencer’s relationship together. this is one of my favorite fics!! pms!
Too. Damm. Funny.
Too. Damm. Funny.
hahaha..omg…thank you so much for that…awesome
hahaha..omg…thank you so much for that…awesome
That was brilliant!!Score one for Spencer!! lol luv it, PMS!!!
That was brilliant!!Score one for Spencer!! lol luv it, PMS!!!
HAHA!! OMG!! I missed you so much hon! Knee slapping chapter love. Too funny! T & Ash are such horn balls!
HAHA!! OMG!! I missed you so much hon! Knee slapping chapter love. Too funny! T & Ash are such horn balls!
damn i love this story to death. dude u are sooo effin hilarious. but i kinda feel bad for ashley to be in a position like tat. lol. plz pms!
damn i love this story to death. dude u are sooo effin hilarious. but i kinda feel bad for ashley to be in a position like tat. lol. plz pms!
They see me rollin’ They hatin’Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin dirty(tryna to catch me ridin dirty) My music so loud I’m swangin’They hopin’ that they gonna catch me ridin dirty (tryna catch me ridin dirty) They are so busted….whatever!! Do we truly believe this is going to stop T and Ash from being their normal horn dogs selfs….whatever!!! NOT!!! As you know I love this story and I love all that you do babe! You are an incrediable writer and an inspiration to me and how I should live my life. You truly are amazing and I love getting to know you more and more each and every day….keep it up baby!!!
They see me rollin’ They hatin’Patrollin’ and tryna catch me ridin dirty(tryna to catch me ridin dirty) My music so loud I’m swangin’They hopin’ that they gonna catch me ridin dirty (tryna catch me ridin dirty) They are so busted….whatever!! Do we truly believe this is going to stop T and Ash from being their normal horn dogs selfs….whatever!!! NOT!!! As you know I love this story and I love all that you do babe! You are an incrediable writer and an inspiration to me and how I should live my life. You truly are amazing and I love getting to know you more and more each and every day….keep it up baby!!!
You’d appreciate this Trsim: I was in a meeting yesterday and quite angry over some discussions surrounding a script. So, I decide to just stare out the window and then it happened – A hot girl in the condo next to my office building walked onto her roof and began sunbathing…nude. Totally nude! Fucking fantastic! Then my boss says, “what are you looking at?” and I just said, “Uh, the clouds. They look tremendous today!” Amen! As for Ashley and Tristan, I predict them breaking all kinds of records at the track meet with that sexual frustration. Do whatever it takes to get you back on the “horse” ladies! Another fantastic and hilarious chapter Trsim. Anyone who incorporates Sade into a story is alright with me. Glad to hear all is well with your family and I hope it stays that way.
You’d appreciate this Trsim: I was in a meeting yesterday and quite angry over some discussions surrounding a script. So, I decide to just stare out the window and then it happened – A hot girl in the condo next to my office building walked onto her roof and began sunbathing…nude. Totally nude! Fucking fantastic! Then my boss says, “what are you looking at?” and I just said, “Uh, the clouds. They look tremendous today!” Amen! As for Ashley and Tristan, I predict them breaking all kinds of records at the track meet with that sexual frustration. Do whatever it takes to get you back on the “horse” ladies! Another fantastic and hilarious chapter Trsim. Anyone who incorporates Sade into a story is alright with me. Glad to hear all is well with your family and I hope it stays that way.