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What Happens Next – (Chapter: 43: You Ain’t Nothing But a Horndog)
Ashley sighed, “So what’d she say anyway?” Tristan punched Ashley’s shoulder, “She told me thanks for kicking your ass and to aim lower next time!” Tristan arched her eyebrow, “You know I still owe your sorry ass for kicking me with your fucking spikes right? Your fortune says revenge will be swift and unexpected bitch!” Ashley chortled, “Whatever!” Ashley suddenly karate chopped stopping only millimeters away from Tristan’s bruised nose, “Anyways, I kicked your ass yesterday so you better think twice before you mess with the master!” Tristan flipped Ashley off and tugged at her track shorts, “Whatever Miyagi, I got something you can wax right here biotch!”
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Madison stood in the quad, holding a large bundle of flyers under her arm, her loud orange shirt proclaiming that “Herpes and Heart Start with the Same Letter!” She tried desperately to ignore the students pointing and laughing at her and continued shouting her memorized spiel, “Hello, my name is Madison Duarte and I’ve got an STD! Help me help others I’ve infected by donating today!” She screamed when the first carton of milk slammed into her, the white liquid dribbling down her face. She heard someone yell, “Look its Madison’s “O” face!” The quad erupted in laughter. More students started throwing food at her. Madison held up the flyers vainly trying to protect herself and ran sobbing from the quad.
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“Why can’t we study in your room?” Spencer looked at her girlfriend, her nose wrinkling in annoyance, “Ash, Dad wants us to study down here. You know what he said, if he catches us upstairs again, we can’t study together anymore. I think we should listen to him, I mean technically we are both still grounded!” Ashley groaned, moving closer to Spencer, she placed her arm around her shoulders, “Do you really think he would stop me from coming over?” Spencer kissed Ashley lightly on the nose, “When it comes to my grades, he would. He wouldn’t like it though.” Ashley licked her lips, arching her eyebrows. She placed her hand on Spencer’s exposed thigh, “I really like this skirt, I haven’t seen it before.” She smiled sweetly as she rubbed Spencer’s upper thigh, “What’s this material? It feels like silk and the color…it almost looks like…skin.”
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Omg dude, this shit was HILARIOUS!!! I agree with Change, I think this was the funniest chapter. From poor Madison and the email…and her shirt, to Spence and Ash studying (and Ash standing up w/ her pants falling down)….Ash getting busted at dinner….and poor poor Ash having to throw out the prized porn stash. LMFAO…You need to post the next post soon!!!
LMAO THAT WAS TOOOO FUNNY HA HA HA HA I LOVED IT
yo, you are like the first writer to make me feel sorry for Madison. If I were Madison I would rather be considered gay. Ashley and her sex addiction, hilarious. Good Post.
lol I just couldn’t stop laughing…thanks for the humor…it was great as usual…love your writing.
shit this is so hot and so funny! ashley’s acting like a typical teenager and i love it! we really ARE all like that :P
Omg dude, this shit was HILARIOUS!!! I agree with Change, I think this was the funniest chapter. From poor Madison and the email…and her shirt, to Spence and Ash studying (and Ash standing up w/ her pants falling down)….Ash getting busted at dinner….and poor poor Ash having to throw out the prized porn stash. LMFAO…You need to post the next post soon!!!
LMAO THAT WAS TOOOO FUNNY HA HA HA HA I LOVED IT
yo, you are like the first writer to make me feel sorry for Madison. If I were Madison I would rather be considered gay. Ashley and her sex addiction, hilarious. Good Post.
lol I just couldn’t stop laughing…thanks for the humor…it was great as usual…love your writing.
shit this is so hot and so funny! ashley’s acting like a typical teenager and i love it! we really ARE all like that :P
Thanks for the well wishes Trism. I’d rather have someone shoot me in the neck with a tranqualizer dart than have back surgery. However, I may be able to avoid it. M to the E = no SURGE to the RY! I’ll find out tomorrow. As for this story, where do you come up with this material Trism? It is bloody hilarious! I can’t hate on Ashley since I have dirty bird tendencies as well. In fact, at the end of this chapter all I was thinking is “My god that make up sex is going to be spectacular!” I’ve been in the situation that Spencer and Ashley are currently in and I had to do the whole, “Baby, of course I love you for more than your body” speech and abstain from sex for a week and a half to prove this. Was it true? Absolutely, but dem jugs were beautiful!
Thanks for the well wishes Trism. I’d rather have someone shoot me in the neck with a tranqualizer dart than have back surgery. However, I may be able to avoid it. M to the E = no SURGE to the RY! I’ll find out tomorrow. As for this story, where do you come up with this material Trism? It is bloody hilarious! I can’t hate on Ashley since I have dirty bird tendencies as well. In fact, at the end of this chapter all I was thinking is “My god that make up sex is going to be spectacular!” I’ve been in the situation that Spencer and Ashley are currently in and I had to do the whole, “Baby, of course I love you for more than your body” speech and abstain from sex for a week and a half to prove this. Was it true? Absolutely, but dem jugs were beautiful!
Ashley doesn’t have a sex problem…just a healthy libido. Some of us are just like that :)
Ashley doesn’t have a sex problem…just a healthy libido. Some of us are just like that :)
hahha…i swear everytime i read this damn fanfic i die of laughter! Ash has a serious problem…and i think the only things that are gonna solve it are her car and spencer…lol….awsome post!
hahha…i swear everytime i read this damn fanfic i die of laughter! Ash has a serious problem…and i think the only things that are gonna solve it are her car and spencer…lol….awsome post!
ah this chapter was hallarious! ashley doesnt have a sex problem, shes just seriously neglected! lol, post more soon!
ah this chapter was hallarious! ashley doesnt have a sex problem, shes just seriously neglected! lol, post more soon!
HAHAHAH…OMG…THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER YET!! And 4 pages too…GOD I LOVE YOU!! LoL, Ashley doesn’t have a sex problem…I think she’s just been neglected. Poor poor hormonal teenage boy…oops, scratch that…teenage lesbian. Haha, kinda reminds me of myself…::blush:: “What the hell? She’s being a total Spaz!” Spaz, omg, that’s so my nickname=P
HAHAHAH…OMG…THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER YET!! And 4 pages too…GOD I LOVE YOU!! LoL, Ashley doesn’t have a sex problem…I think she’s just been neglected. Poor poor hormonal teenage boy…oops, scratch that…teenage lesbian. Haha, kinda reminds me of myself…::blush:: “What the hell? She’s being a total Spaz!” Spaz, omg, that’s so my nickname=P
I REALLY LOVE THIS STORY. I am sooo glad that you wrote another story. I can’t wait for the next one to come. Ashley is such a horny girl.
I REALLY LOVE THIS STORY. I am sooo glad that you wrote another story. I can’t wait for the next one to come. Ashley is such a horny girl.
haha!!!! ashleys mom is soo comedy! yes ashley does have a sex problem! but it is hilarious..and then the whole thing of her picturing spence and zadie..thats kinda eck..but yea..hats comedy she tried to stuff the magazine down her pants and her mom all saw her..haha keep writin i love it!
haha!!!! ashleys mom is soo comedy! yes ashley does have a sex problem! but it is hilarious..and then the whole thing of her picturing spence and zadie..thats kinda eck..but yea..hats comedy she tried to stuff the magazine down her pants and her mom all saw her..haha keep writin i love it!
HILARIOUS, AWESOME, and did I already say HILARIOUS!!!! Girl, you are incrediable! I loved the fact that Ash is such a horndog because you know I feel like that sometimes…oh ok all the time! Love it girl as you know. Now, you know who you the true #1 virtual gf is now….combatbaby is too busy getting those body shots…LOL! Sweettiger is the champion!!!
HILARIOUS, AWESOME, and did I already say HILARIOUS!!!! Girl, you are incrediable! I loved the fact that Ash is such a horndog because you know I feel like that sometimes…oh ok all the time! Love it girl as you know. Now, you know who you the true #1 virtual gf is now….combatbaby is too busy getting those body shots…LOL! Sweettiger is the champion!!!
ash needs spence just her the phuck out lol
ash needs spence just her the phuck out lol
this chapters so good i just read it again! realised i forgot to say i dig chicks in boxers and baggy jeans, nice ;)
this chapters so good i just read it again! realised i forgot to say i dig chicks in boxers and baggy jeans, nice ;)