“So where are my labias that I was promised?” Ashley asked, attempting to keep a serious face.  My head fell on the table in front of me with a loud thud and I softly continued to hit it against the surface. 

Kyla laughed and rubbed my back, attempting to console me in some way.  “Don’t be embarrassed Spencer.  Just blame it on the alcohol,” she chimed, moving her body as she continued to sing Jamie Foxx’s song.  “Look.” 

Kyla made a few more key strokes and when I looked up she was suddenly the main attraction on the large screen.  She stood on the diving board of their pool as Def Leppard’s Pour Some Sugar on Me came blasting through the speakers.  And what ensued was the sexiest strip tease that I had ever saw – considering that it was the only strip tease I ever saw, that wasn’t saying much – but still, it was hella hot.  I half wanted to put my hand over my face and then peek through my fingers.  And that just shows how extremely hot Ashley is because the moment she came into the frame, my attention on a half nude Kyla was stolen by Ashley, who was just casually walking by. 

I watched her walk over to a very drunk me and whisper something into my very drunk ear.  I nodded as a grin spread across my face and followed Ashley off of the patio, back into the house.  We were out of this camera’s shot but it didn’t take me long to find us on a smaller camera.  I followed us as we went in and out of frame on each little TV.  We were walking towards the stairs but I stumbled on the first one and brought Ashley down with me.  She landed on top of me and even from my seat I could feel the heat that radiated from us last night; it was coming through the screen.  She lingered on top of me for a moment, looking into my eyes before getting up and helping me.  She laced her fingers with mine and we carefully made our way to the 2^nd landing and into her bedroom and suddenly there was nothing else.  The door closed on Ashley’s room and that was it.  I couldn’t find us on any of the televisions.  That’s when I noticed that there were 8 little TV’s that were turned off.