BPOV: I sneaked around the corner, Emmett’s comic book in my hands, looked around the room, and then ran across it.

EPOV (Emmett): I watched Bella sneaking around the house with my comic book. I look down at Edward, who was glaring up at me from the floor, and smiled evilly. “c’mon, Eddie. We’re going to set up a trap for Bella. And those little kitties are going to help,” I said. I threw Eddie on my back and skipped down up to my room, where I found Alice and jasper talking.

And what was that they were holding? Another one of my comic books? What is wrong with these people?! Why can’t they get their own comic books?!

I quickly grabbed my comic book away from them and locked the door. Then I opened it, realizing the cats were not here. “Come up here you stupid kitties! I have an idea for you guys!” I said. The kitties ((why do I call them kitties? Who knows…)) came running up the stairs and into my room in a flash.

“DON’T STEP ON MY COMIC BOOKS!!” I shouted at them. The stared at the ground, which was covered in comic books. “Oh, god that’s gonna be hard…” Brightheart whispered. She and the rest of her little kitty friends jumped up to the couch in my room and then jumped up onto a shelf. But poor little….um….the dark tabby she-cat ((Swallowtail. No, I have nothing against her. I just chose a random cat that wasn’t from VampireClan, also known as ThunderClan)) didn’t have vampire cat powers and tripped and fell on my comic books.

After I killed her, I gave her to Carlisle, who drank her blood. (OMG! Did Emmett say Carlisle?! Lol. I love Carlisle. He’s awesome. Once again, I am NOT making fun of Twilight or warriors. Love them both! I do admit I love Twilight more. Remember this: I have nothing against them. I love them all))

I told them my plan and Alice stood up and left. “I will not take part in this. I suggest you guys go hunting, and make your plan then, so I don’t hear your plan and ruin it,” she said. So me, Jazz, Carlisle, Esme and Eddie, who was being held against his own will, went hunting and made our plan.

APOV (Alice): Meanwhile, I skipped down the stairs to the basement, where Bella was hiding with the comic book, and I took her upstairs, letting her know everyone had gone hunting. “While Edward and the others are hunting, you and me will go shopping!” I shouted. Bella stared at me with big, wide, scared eyes.

I dragged her to my beautiful yellow Porsche and we drove, extremely fast, to Seattle! We went to 20 stores and got kicked out of all of them. Finally, they kicked us out of the mall. Bella thanked them, and they looked very confused.

“d-did she just thank us for kicking her out?” a guard asked. “Uh…ya, I think she did….” The other guard said. When we got home, we saw the lights off. There was no sound at all.

“MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!” Emmett shouted from somewhere upstairs. We took a step forward and then their plan started…..