Then we went into the bedroom again and found some tapes and DVDs. They had TV shows like Ellen, The L Word, South of Nowhere, The O.C., Will and Grace, Metrosexuality, Are You Being Served, Buffy The Vampyre Slayer, Noah's Ark, Queer As Folk (US and UK), and of course all eight seasons of Bad Girls. They also had movies like Tipping The Velvet, Desert Hearts, D.E.B.S., It's In The Water, The Adventures of Two Girls In Love, Loving Annabelle, Imagine You and Me, When Night Is Fallen, Lianna, Fingersmith, Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit, Lesbian Anal Licking Parade….

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Me and Jim just looked at each other.

Then we finally made that journey that no men has gone before, but of course quite a few women did. I'm talking about none other than the journey to Nikki and Helen's closet. Boy did we find some interesting stuff in there… We found some lubricants, vibrators, dildos (especialy one with double heads), strap-ons, anal beads….ANAL BEADS?! EEWWW!

"Jim this is some nasty shit!"

"Yeah, that thing probably had quite a lot on it too." Jim said with his smart remarks.

"These kinky dykes are really into buggery (sodomy)!" he added.

We also found a buttplug…no comment! There were a lot more lesbian porn videos and magazines, and sex books including Anal Pleasures with a Vibrator in the closet. Now I see why no men has gone in there before, it's hazardous to their healths! So we got all those stuff (while wearing rubber gloves) and threw them on the pile.

"I think we got everything." Jim said.

"I think so too, let me get the gasoline." So I went and brought back two tanks of gasoline and I gave one to Jim. I poured the gasoline on the pile while Jim poured the gasoline on Nikki and Helen's bodies. Then we poured the remaing gasoline all over the house. I lit the match and then the whole house was on fire.

"Bloody hell! We finally did it!" Jim said in excitement.

"Yeah we sure did. Now we need to go to their business."

———————–

30 minutes later we were in downtown Aberdeen in front of their building For Her Eyes Only . They had security but you already know about British security. Ten minutes later we were already inside. We went around looking to see what the store had to offer. We saw lesbian novels, tv-shows, movies, porn (videos and books), feminine hygiene, lingerie, didos, vibrators, strap ons, turkey basters…TURKEY BASTERS?!

"I DON'T WANNA KNOW! I DON'T WANNA KNOW!"

Me and Jim were stunned when we saw turkey basters, we decided right then and there that we need to blow this mother fucker up! So I set the explosives to detonate in 15 minutes and we left the place in a hurry.

"BOOM!"

The place exploded and we left Aberdeen as quickly as we can. We were very tired but we drove straight to London, making only one stop to switch drivers. We were there by 11 AM the next day. We finally arrived at Jim's house and we went straight to bed, we were both dead tired.

The next day I packed my bags and was planning to leave Jim's place. Jim walked in.

"Are you sure you wanna take a break now?"

"Well there's Sheena Williams and Pat Kerrigan that I want to finish off, but that can wait for another time."

"Actually leave that to me, I want to finish off those two. Besides that, you got everything right?"

"I double checked, I got everything."

"Well phone me when you're around London again."

"OK I will"

And with that I left Jim's house. I was just planning to leave London entirely but when I was near a house my gaydar device was going off like crazy.

"Maybe I should check that place out."

END OF PART 4, CHAPTER 8