"So how's things on the other side of the pond?" referring to North America of course.   

"Well I had to leave after I killed off a flaky Plastic Surgeon, his girlfriend and their slut."   

There was short silence while Jim looked at me with a look that says Bollocks! Do you take me as a bloody fool? I know it's more than just that.   

"Well it was more than that, I killed two girls in Orange County, California; I killed two other girls in Los Angeles; Buried a girl alive in Philadelphia, later on they found her brain dead; Killed all four women of Sex In The City, especially Kim Catrell and Cyntia Nixon whom I tortured and maimed before I killed them; got rid of Painkiller Jane; Nailed and crucified Jenna Jameson on a cross; Blew up the Human Rights Campaign building; Burned down West Hollywood; Blew up Baltimore; Started an anti-gay riot in Greenwich Village; crashed that queer parade in Toronto for the fifth straight year; crashed a lot of gay and lesbian marriages in Massachusetts and Canada; blew up or burned down most swinging clubs in Canada after they passed that law; started and anti-French Canadian and anti-gay riot in Montreal; killed all the bisexual females and males in Vancouver; blackmailed more celebrities and Fortune 500 executives; began close ties with Iran, North Korea, and Hizbollah; tried to start a "Beat Up A Tory" program in Canada; tried to kidnap Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper (like what I did to then-Prime Minister Brian Mulroney); gave advice to Hugo Chavez; worked with Al-Qaeda in eliminating all gay, lesbian and bisexual Muslims; nuked San Francisco and the Island of Lesbos; tried to nuke France again; you know the usual stuff."   

"Oh, doing your usual arsekicking on those people, LOL you haven't changed a bit."   

"Did you ever expect me too?"   

"Nah, I wouldn't want you to either." Jim said with a short laugh at the end.   

"However I'm surprised that you came back here after what you did to actress Saffron Burrows, actor Alan Cummings and many other people the last time you were here. People are still angry at the way you tortured and killed them. I mean I have no problems with beating and torturing those people but you skinned her alive and decapitated his head!" Jim said.