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The Ocean And The Sand – (Chapter: 31. Baby We're Invicible)
Kyla: "You misinterpreted gosh. Now did you ask her to be your girlfriend?"
Ashley: "Yup."
Kyla: "Well…"
Ashley: "Well…She said yes."
Kyla: "Oh my god really?!"
Ashley: "Yes! Ah!"
Kyla: "That’s so great Ash. Gosh finally. You two needed to get together or I was going to shoot myself."
Ashley: "Ooo like that chick on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."
Kyla: "Ashley enough with that fucking movie. Jesus you are easily distracted."
Ashley: "No I’m not. Hey my name isn’t Jesus you idiot."
Kyla rolled her eyes and got up.
Kyla: "Come on Ash let’s go to sleep."
Ashley: "Can we watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre first?"
Kyla hit her in the back of the head as they made their way out of the kitchen.
Ashley: "Right no more. I thought elves were supposed to be nice but damn you’re a bitch."
Kyla: "Oh my god you ass!"
Ashley: "I know my ass is hot."
Ashley stopped walking in the middle of the hallway and shook her ass. Kyla laughed and pushed her down onto the floor.
Kyla: "Stop trying to dance you suck."
Ashley: "Whatever little Miss Sprinkler."
Kyla: "Oh my gosh I was drunk."
Ashley: "Right. One wine cooler can get you wasted and make you push everyone out of your way and make you do the sprinkler plus the water effects. Whatever you say Ky."
Kyla: "Ugh! Whatever Ashley. Goodnight you big jerk."
Ashley: "Goodnight gnome."
Kyla slammed her door in Ashley’s face as Ashley snickered and ran off to her room. Right when she entered her room she threw herself onto the bed, completely at how the day unfolded. Spencer was her girlfriend and she finally got her mom back. What more could she ask for?
She got under covers and let the sleep quickly take over.
Hopefully this happiness will last.
–And Kaboom! Haha. Ah now I want to watch The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mmm Jordana Brewster hawt! Haha. Her crack is like hanging out of her pants the whole movie. It’s pretty hoohlarious. OMG! So my bike is flat right so my mom bought me little patches so I can fix my tube. Gosh it’s so much easier to buy a new tube. Anways my friend was texting me and she thought it was funny that I knew how to do all that stuff like take the wheel off and all that junk. It’s not funny right? I just like to take things apart. Gosh. So yeah. I was all in mechanic Sam mode lolz but then I find out I don’t have any of the right tools. So boo. I still have no bike to ride.
But mechanic Sam is sexy. Ok not really. It’s not like I was all provocative and wearing scandishly small clothing at 4 in the morning. That would be very interesting. Hehe. Ooo ooo I was dancing on something and a nail was sticking out and I cut mah hand. What? I dance on everything. It’s fun. Ever danced on a tree? Ooo that hurts in all the wrong ways. But it’s still fun! And you get some weird creepy stares. Ah my lips are chapped. Damn. Ah! The Spice Girls! Heck yes! They’re playing on mah iPod right now.
Yesh I love the Spice Girls. I have a shirt, a beanie, all the cds, and the movie. They’re the shizz people! Spice up your life woo! -dances- Haha I was dancing to them today and and I fell / It hurted. OK! I will shup up. Hehe. I hope you liked this chapter umm leave me some comments beautiful people. Mmmmmwah! -hugs-
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I’m glad Christine is acting like a mother to Ashley and Paula is a HUGE douche bag. Great update! Post more VERY soon!!!!!!
Paula can suck it! Hard! And I love the juicy comment, never heard it described that way before. lmao. Yeah and I thought I was one of the most random people but your little note at the end beats me anyday. Awesome update. PMASAP!!!
very funny pmsap