‘Damn her.’

Spencer walked into the small store, but didn’t see Ashley.  So, she started to check out the stock.  It seemed that she was in a novelty store, which carried quite an array of unusual items.  Towards the back wall the store was dark, only lit by a long black light, which made the entire section of posters and knick knacks light up.  There were a few isles, if you could call them that, which held all types of board games.  She perused a few.  Some were drinking games while others were sexual games, all of which she had never seen before.  On another wall there were a wide variety of gag toys- ink gum, whoopee cushions, fake dog poo- pretty cheesy gags.  She wasn’t entirely impressed.

Out of nowhere, her beautiful brunette came bellowing down her isle, package in hand, giddy like a kid in a candy store. 

“Spence, baby, you have got to see this!”  She held up the package and a large, green cucumber was encased in the plastic, along with a picture of some cartoon bimbo servicing herself with said cucumber.  

“You are a freak.”  Spencer said as she shook her head and smiled.

“We should get this.  It vibrates!”  Ashley’s eyes were wide and hopeful.

“Ashley. No.”  Spencer said without hesitation. 

All of a sudden Ashley was very close to Spencer.  Ashley had intertwined their arms and now was breathing hotly near Spencer’s ear.  Her voice was suddenly deep and husky and she whispered, “I promise I will make it worth your while.”

Spencer let out the breath she didn’t even know she was holding,”Oh god, fine.”

“I love you, “Ashley said as she pulled them together for a deep, fire-filled kiss.  Once the kiss ended, Spencer turned bright red and immediately pushed Ashley’s face away from hers and looked around to see if anyone had seen.  They both started giggling like lunatics and Ashley dragged them in the direction of the checkout counter.

“Hey, no.  I’m not going up there with you to pay for it.  They’re gonna think we’re gonna use it on each other.”  Spencer whispered as she stopped in her tracks.