But I'm a creep,
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here

I don't care if it hurts,
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul

I want you to notice
when I'm not around
You're so very special
I wish I was special

Oh boy, did this song seem to fit, who's profile now stared me in the face. Michael Newton. (picture in fanfiction profile). He had been basically my stalker in high school. He asked me out probably every day of my four years at Forks High School and every day I turned him down. He was cute, but he was annoying, and he had definitely grown into that cuteness only these past six months or so. I scrolled down to see what he had to say anyways.

His birthday was October 25, 1989, making him a Scorpio. He was now at a nice six feet and he still had that messy looking blond hair. His favorite movie was Porky's. Figures he'd be such a pig. (Porky's is a movie that came out in the 80s but was basically a porno, but I've never seen it, thank God). His favorite song was “Lollipop” by Lil' Wayne.

“Yuck. Could he be more perverted?” I said, as I pretended to gag. Alice just laughed and said to see what he answered to my questions.

Questions for suitors:

Where would you take me on our first date?

Well first, we could go to a drive-in movie and then we could go to dinner. After that, we could go have some fun up at Lover's Point (wink, wink).

Yuck, what a pig.

What are your plans after college, if you are attending?

Well since I have my major set as a medical major that will later lead to plastic surgery, I hope to become the best at breast implants. I'll give every girl the boobs of their dreams!

“Of course, any way he can get a hold of the female body.” Alice snickered from next to me. I just rolled my eyes and continued reading.

Tell me something that makes you different from other possible suitors.

I've known you since you were ten so I know everything that is needed to be the best boyfriend you could possibly have.