Title: Splish Splash, I Was Taking A Bath

Chapter 1: Emmett: Rubber Ducks and Rosalie

Rating: T

Summary: Bubble baths with the Cullens. What crazy and ridiculous things could the Cullens be up to in a bubble bath? Read and find out! A collection of short stories of bath times.

Type: Canon, Vampires, Slightly OOC.

Disclaimer: Obviously, I own nothing, but if I did, I would definitely own bath time with the Cullen men

A/N: I was reading a story somewhere about Emmett being his crazy self and my sister was singing the Splish Splash song, so then I started wondering what the Cullens actually do in the bath, and then these stories were born lol. I know I promised I'd work on my other stories, but they wouldn't stop bugging me. I swear I'm pretty far on real updates though This is also one of my first attempts at third person. Enjoy

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Ah, it's sunny again. Too bad I already hunted the other night. It's summer anyway. Not like we need to be anywhere. Maybe I'll just take a bubble bath. Ooh! That sounds like lots of fun. I better grab my supplies. He thought to himself, as he ran up the stairs.

Emmett grabbed his bath time supplies and ran into the bathroom, locking the door. He knew no one would interrupt him, since almost everyone else was out and about, but it had become a habit since living with Alice.

Time and time again the small package of energy had burst in on him to inform him of the family's plans or that she would be stealing Rosalie, so now he no longer gave her easy access to his privacy.

He started the bath to a scalding temperature, loving the warmth of the water against his granite skin.

He grabbed his favorite bubble bath formula and poured it in, watching, fascinated, as the bubbles grew and spread around the tub. He wondered how people had ever figured out things would work this way, how bubbles would form without simply popping and disappearing.

Grabbing his bundle of toys, he poured them into the half-filled tub. He stripped out of his clothes and climbed in, watching as the water rose up from his body taking up space.