Spencer: I didn’t do that.

Ashley: Wait !!!! What ???

All of sudden, some dumb ass guys were getting into a fight and they spilled our beer, all over me.

Ashley: FUCK !!!!!

Spencer: Ashley, are you okay ??? Hey, you guys need to chill the fuck out !!!!! ( SMACK ) ( SMACK)

Holy shit!!!! Spencer just punched out both guys. That’s right, my woman is strong !!!! Did I just say, my woman ????

Spencer: Ashley, do you need to go into the bathroom so that we can wash some of the alcohol off of you ???

Ashley: Yeah, um……….I can do it myself. Thanks anyway.

Spencer: Okay, I will wait out here for you.

BAM!!!!!! Two more guys started to get into a fight. Where the fuck is the security guards ????

Ashley: You know what, on second thought, come with me.

Spencer: Okay.

We walked towards the bathroom and there was a long line. Jesus, why are the woman bathrooms so long??? I hate that we have to wait.

Ashley: I can’t believe that it is so long right now !!!!

Spencer: We don’t have to wait.

Spencer got right in front of me and all the girls that were in front of us, just started to, one by one, get out of line, or let us cut in front of them. Man, Spencer has these woman wrapped around her little finger. I guess it pays to be a evil leader to the world. When we finally got to the front, all the girls seemed to have left and shut the doors for us. When the girls in the stall got out, they just walked out and didn’t wash their hands because they were so scared that it was Spencer Carlin. Spencer then turned on the water faucet.

Spencer: Come here Ashley, let me take that off of you !!!

Ashley: Its okay, I will leave my top !!!

Spencer: Are you sure I can wash and dry it quicker if you take it off ???

Ashley: Your right, but let me go into the stall to take it off. Also let me borrow your jacket.

Spencer: Okay, here you go.

I took Spencer’s jacket and walked into a stall. I can’t believe that this is happening right now. Why hasn’t she killed me ??? Also, why is she being so nice to me ??? That’s right she didn’t answer my question from earlier. I got out the stall and walked over to her and handed my shirt.