Ashley: “I don’t know. I’m kind of worried that she is real.”

Aiden: “Why?!”

Ashley: “Aiden, if I’m passing out from just her presence, what do you think kissing her will be like? Or the sex?! My God, I bet the sex would put us into comas!”

Aiden: “Sounds like a worthwhile feat. Don’t be such a pussy, Ash, you go to the meeting, see if she’s there, and you talk to her. You don’t have to marry her or anything!”

Ashley: “Whatever, let’s get back to the dorms.”

August 22, 2009 11:47 am PST

Spencer: “I want to die, I want you to kill me, Veronica, I want to die!” My head is in our trash can and it has been there on and off all night.

Veronica: “I gotta say, Spence, I’m really impressed at how much you’ve managed to throw up. I think I actually saw your liver in there at one point.” I throw up again.

Spencer: “I am so sorry, this is so embarrassing.”

Veronica: “Nah, it will make for a fun toast at your and Ashley’s wedding.”

Spencer: “Please, don’t mention that name to me! Forget I said anything!” I sit back in my bed praying that that was the last of it.

Veronica: “What times the dorm meeting?”

Spencer: “12:30.”

Veronica: “Okay, just enough time for you to shower, which I highly recommend you doing, and have some toast.”

Spencer: “Ugh, what if that Stacy girls there! God, I’m so embarrassed!”

Veronica: “Don’t sweat it, there are a lot of people in this dorm, I’m sure you’ll not even see one another.”

August 22, 2009 12:29 pm PST

Aiden and I are just entering the meeting that is held on the first floor common room. The place is packed and I motion to him to follow me over to the wall in the back where a few people are sitting on the floor. A couple of the R.As are standing at the front of the room and start calling the room to order as we make our way to the back.

Aiden: “Ash!” He whispers

Ashley: “What?” I whisper back as our R.A starts welcoming everyone.

Aiden: “That Denise girl is back there, I can’t go back there, I can’t!”