Pick up your phone.

 Noooooo are you fucking kidding me! I hate you phone and the person sending me the text. I curse you!!

“Ugh” I quickly looked at the text  

Mom and dad want you home!

Of course…Glen. I wish he could see my face right now!

“Fuck,” I yelled out in frustration, “Ashley I’ve got to go before the call the search party.” She rolled her eyes. “I’m serious it happened once, when I was little. The police weren’t too happy when they found me in a tree.” She laughed and shook her head.

“Call me later alright?” I gave her one more kiss and left.

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“Oh wonderful parents, I’m home!” I shouted in the door way. My dad runs downstairs and embraced me.

What the hell? Um did I enter the twilight zone, I swear if I did, what happen to the theme music? God I love it. Or maybe it’s the Outer Limits I’m thinking of? I’ve got to Google it.

 “Yo dad what’s up, you’re wigging out man?” I laughed as I watched him trying to decode what I had asked him.

I rolled my eyes and smiled “Dad what’s wrong?”

“Oh, nothing I just didn’t know where you were.”

Bullshit, lie number one.

 Let’s see how far he will go.

I patted his back and turned to him. “You’re lying, now enough, cut the crap please. You’re a horrible liar, so with that do tell dad.”

He chuckled and placed his hand on his head, “Alright, Paula and I are getting a divorce.”

I gasped and threw my hands to my face, “Oh my god what am I going to do?” I asked sarcastically.“It’s about time, I have no idea how you lasted this long, so let me guess she’s moving, right?” I snickered

He looked down. Uh oh she’s not leaving.

My eyes started to water, “Dad tell me she’s leaving, please!” I pleaded with him.

“Honey, I don’t know how to tell you this, but um she well I’m” He stuttered failing to complete the sentence.

Goddamn it.

“Breathe and try to form a complete sentence, it might help me understand the situation here.” I laughed through the tears

“Smartass,” He stopped and gave me hug before finishing, “I’m moving, however the good thing is you’ll be able to choose where you live.”