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    I Have to Pee

    Story written on January 12, 2009 by renesmeecarliecullen.
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    Story Shortlink: https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=22899
    Author Notes:

    What happens when Bella and a few Cullens take a trip to the mall, and Bella needs to use the bathroom, and the Cullens try to convince her to hold it? Major OOC! One-shot! Rated T for language! Just in case! R&R!

    Chapter 1: I Have to Pee

    Bella’s POV:

    I was currently at the Cullen household… as usual. I just finished eating breakfast, and Alice was already nagging me to get ready to go to the mall.

    After getting dressed, brushing my teeth, and brushing my hair, I was ready to go.

    I reached the bottom of the stairs when Alice sang, “Come on, Bella,” while bouncing up and down next to the door.

    “Who’s coming with us?” I asked.

    “Today, it’s going to be you, Edward, Emmett, Jasper, and I,” Alice answered.

    Edward walked over to us, and wrapped his arms around my waist. “Do you need to use the bathroom before we go, love?”

    “No,” I responded, turning around to wrap my arms around his neck.

    “Come on, you two love birds,” Emmett laughed, while bounding out the door.

    We all followed after him. Alice claimed the driver’s seat, (this made Edward very upset, because it was his Volvo that we were taking). I called the passenger’s seat. In the back, Jasper sat behind Alice. Edward sat behind me. Emmett sat in the middle.

    The nearest mall was in Port Angeles which, using vampire driving skills, would take about 20 minutes to get to. We were about 10 minutes into our trip, when it happened…

    “Edward,” I said. “I have to pee.”

    “I thought you said this morning that you didn’t have to go.”

    “Well, now I do.”

    “Can you hold it, love?”

    “I’ll try.”

    5 minutes later…

    “Edward, I really have to go. I can’t hold it.”

    “We’re almost there, Bella,” Alice tried, unsuccessfully, to comfort me.

    “I know. But, I have to go.”

    “Can you hold it, love?” Edward asked, again.

    “No. Probably not.”

    “Try.” Alice said.

    One minute later…

    “I have to fucking pee!”

    “It’s okay, love. We’ll be there in four minutes.”

    “That’s not good enough! I have to pee, now!”

    “Okay, Bella. Calm down,” Jasper said.

    “ No! My fucking uterus is going to explode!”

    “Um… Bella?” Edward asked.

    “Oh! Right! That’s not where I pee from. That’s what I give birth through.”

    “Um… Bella?” Edward asked, again.

    “I forgot what the fancy name was for my pee-hole. Alice? What is my pee-hole called?”

    Emmett burst out laughing. “Ha, ha, ha, ha!”

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