Spencer entered the room out of breath from jogging and Ashley rushed to check on her. Clay and Aiden stood watching.

Ashley: “Oh my God Spencer did he hurt you? I knew I should have gone with you. If he hurt you I’ll…” She said this with speed. Spencer cut her off.

Spencer: “ Ash calm down! It’s ok.”

Ashley: “Really?” she asked in disbelief “I was sure he would have freaked out and try to beat the gayness out of us.” Aiden stifled a laugh.

Glen: “No! As I just told Spencer, I’d never want to hurt her.” everyone directed their attention towards the door where Glen stood.

Ashley: “So…you’re really ok with this?” she asked confused.

Glen: He nodded “As long as Spencer’s happy, and you don’t break her heart.”

Ashley: “Wow, your not as big of an ass as I thought you were.”

Glen: “Thanks…I think.” he furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. Spencer and Ashley hugged. “But like I said, don’t break her heart. If you do I’ll…” he thought. “…I’ll have Madison kick your ass.” She got out her camera and turned it on, it was one of those mini hand held cameras.

Ashley: She laughed “Yeah! Like that’s ever gonna happen. But really Glen, thanks.”

Glen: “Whatever, your still a freak.”

Ashley: “Hells yea I’m a freak! A freak that gets it on with your sister!” She aimed the camera at her and Spencer then kissed Spencer DEEPLY! and Glen’s eye’s widened.

Glen/Clay: “WOAH!!!” They both shook their heads no in fear.

Aiden: "Hot." he whispered

Clay: “Hold it!!! I don’t think were ready for that yet!” his eyes were widened

Glen: “Dude I know! That is wrong on SO MANY levels. I’m mean girl on girl action is supposed to be hott….”

Clay: “But your our sister…”

Glen: “And that was NOT hott…”

Clay: “More like…”

Glen: “Horrifying!!”

Clay: “Atrocious!!”

Glen: He gave Clay a puzzled look “Atro-what?”

Clay: “ Atrocious.” Glen shook his head in confusion. “It means brutal.”

Glen: “Ooohhh” he said finally realizing what was said. “Yea, what he said.” Aiden was watching

Aiden: “Psh! Speak for yourself, that was friggin HOTT!!! And I am in no way related to either one of you, so you can proceed with the make out session.” He grinned.

Glen: “Shut the hell up before I kick your ass!” he yelled at Aiden.

Spencer: “Ok, as much as I like this little bonding session, can we please go have some fun!”

Ashley: “But we can have fun right here Spencer.” she said seductively

Glen: “HELLO? We’re still here!”

Ashley: “What the hell Glen?! I think I liked it better before you knew about us. At least I could talk naughty to Spence.” she flashed Spencer a sly grin

Clay: “Another thing, we did not need to know.”

Spencer: “Whateve-skies. Lets go.” she pulled Ashley towards the door.

Clay: “Wait…did anyone else realize, we haven’t seen mom and dad in like a whole day now?”

Spencer: “Glen go check on them.”

Glen: “Why do I have to do it?”

Spencer: “I don’t want to walk in on them if their naked.”

Glen: “But what if I…” everyone cut him off

Spencer/Clay: “Just Do It!!!” they shouted at him

Glen: “Ok, ok, jeez.” He knocked on the door.

Arthur: He came to the door in a robe. “Hello? Oh hey Glen.”

Glen: “Yea…hi. Everyone just wanted me to check on you guys.”

Arthur: “Yea, were fine in here.”

Paula: “Arthur hurry up, I want a quickie!!” she yelled

Glen: He made a disgusted face and dry heaved. “I’m gonna go now.”

Arthur: “Yea.” he closed the door. Glen went back to his room.

Clay: “So how are they?”

Glen: “Oh their just fine…their having sex.” Everyone made a shocked face, Ashley looked terrified.

Ashley: “Ewe, no thank you. I do not want to hear about your parents doing that.” she laced arms with Spencer and walked out the door.