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Help! I'm A Blonde in Prison – (Chapter: Oh So Cynical)
"Whats in Gods name is so funny!", she growled.
"Uhm…uh…how can I take you seriously when you look like a viking with that huge lump on the side of your head", I wheezed out.
Those greens eyes lit up dangerously, I cursed my big mouth, as she choked me full force now. I assessed the serious situation and you know what ? Desperate times calls for desperate measures, so I head-butted her. She cursed loudly and stumbled back. I was laughing and coughing at the same time because my unhealthy brain envisioned a viking looking Dana because I now knew she would be adorning two huge lumps on her head. I can be so cynical at the wrongest of times, but while I berated myself; Dana punched my head and I fell on my ass. Something leaked down my face and I realized it was my own blood. ‘Damn she got a really good hit’, I thought and scrambled to my feet. I used all my strength and force, and roundhouse kicked Dana across the head. Mentally cheering for myself because of the sickening sound of my foot connecting to Dana’s head before she hit the ground. Dana was on the ground for a moment before she staggered to her feet, my eyes nearly fell out their sockets. That kick was supposed to keep her down.
"What the fuck are you? A robot!?, I questioned tiredly.
"Nope, but I’ll show you a real monster", she stumbled forward and my vision was blurring.
‘Crap’, I thought.
But like a sack of potatoes Dana suddenly slumped to the ground. A beautiful brunette stood behind the slumped Dana. She kicked Dana out the cell and walked over to me. When she got closer I could see how beautiful she really was. She had brown hair with red bangs, tan skin, and chocolate brown eyes. The hit to my head was really throbbing and I slumped down, but the brunette caught me easily.
"You okay ?", she asked genuinely concerned.
I nodded not trusting my voice. She looked at me, and I looked at her and it was like time stopped. I don’t know who she was and why she was here but I knew she’d always be there. My eyes started to flutter and thats when she noticed the blood seeping from my head. I recall her saying something but it was all jumbled as my vision went black. Who would’ve thought that you could find your soul mate in Prison.
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aw loviin it pms
Love it! can’t wait for what happens next. Great update, pms please!
excellent update! the meeting was really cute at the end… more please!
lol i agree with ^^ amzing777 its only the second installment and i want mooooore! lol pms! :)