She said and I groaned.

Spencer: However did you know?

I said and she laughed.

Ashley: So what was the topic of ridicule today? The average, lets pick on the new kid? See how long we can make her squirm?

She asked as we finally reached the glass double doors of the front entrance of the school. I laughed.

Spencer: No the topic of ridicule today was my sexuality.

I said and she looked at me with concerned eyes.

Spencer: You know the usual oh your gonna burn in hell.

I said laughing it off.

Spencer: It was no big deal because I put her in her place and it made me feel a whole lot better.

I said with a smile and Ashley returned it. She then spoke up.

Ashley: You know I could totally kick her ass if you want me to.

She said with a huge grin and I shook my head in the negative.

Spencer: No you can’t fight girls like that…they press charges.

I said and Ashley began to laugh. God her laugh is so cute. I thought.

Spencer: Plus I think the whole me saying that she enjoys sucking dick in front of the entire class should put her off for a while…

I said and Ashley looked at me with shock. Then I thought about it…or it could make it worst which in that case the ass kicking could suffice. I thought. We were silent once again as we stood in front of the double doors, kids pushing beside us to get through and out of this god forsaken place.

Ashley: so…

I laughed.

Spencer: So I have to get going because I have detention

I said in the most unhappy tone I could muster.

Ashley: Aww you poor thing

She said laughing and I gently shoved her.

Spencer: Don’t mock me.

I said and she laughed.

Ashley: Well I guess Ill let you go be subjected to a half hour of mind-numbingly boring detention in the career center with Mrs. Germy.

She said.

Spencer: Her name is germy?

I asked in disbelief. Ashley laughed at this.

Ashley: No her name is Mrs. Germany but we call her germy because no matter what she is always sick.

She said and I made a face. Ick! I had to spend a whole half hour with some germ infested old lady. I thought…Fuck My Life.