We make it to what I’m guessing is Lincolnwood. This place is huge and doesn’t look shit like any rehab places I’ve seen. Looks more like that school from X-men.

While I check the place out Jessie grabs my bags and pushes me forward. I almost pushed back but again she looks like she could take me and I don’t need to get in any trouble within the first 5 minutes of getting here.

She just looks at me and laughs, I think she just really finds me amusing. I wish other people did. I mean if everything was one big joke I wouldn’t be here right?

Like always I’m knocked out of my thought process by Jessie. She grabs my arm as we walk through this massive ass school, or house, whatever the hell it is. There are kids everywhere just hanging around like it’s nothing. Really, if this was supposed to be the place that is going to teach me something, I can say with a straight face I won’t be learning anything.

I catch eyes with this insanely hot blonde. Really this place keeps getting better and all I see happening is me coming in with and alcohol problem and leaving as a sex addict, which I’ve been told is already a problem of mine. She winks and I keep walking. Hopefully I’ll catch her later.

We finally make it to our room. Its as big as my old one, only now I’m sharing.

“hey who am I sharing this place with, if it’s someone annoying I will tell you now I will most likely assault them, numerous times actually.”

“ha right I would love to see you try to hurt me.:

“so you are my roommate? I like. When’s our first pajama party going to be, you know we could just wear our birthday suits.”

I wink and it earns me a slap to the head. She’s abusive and I have to say, I’m kinda turned on at the moment.

“you can’t have any of this.” She points up and down “until you show me a little something first.”

“oh really and what is it that you want to see?” I step closer and she sits on top of me. I lean up to kiss her and she pulls my shirt over my head trapping me. she slaps my ass and before I could recover she is out of the room laughing.