As soon as I made it to my room, I collapsed on my bed. I was utterly exhausted what with the day’s events. I mean getting trashed behind your back by someone you love and then having to carry three million books home in the hot burning sun can really take a lot out of a girl. As I lay sprawled out on my comfy bed, ready to knock out, someone busted through the door.

Glen: Yo! Baby sis!

Ah my annoying ass of a brother…this day just keeps getting better and better.

Spencer: Yo! Get the fuck out

I said annoyed but not angry. I was just tired and his presence was always annoying. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a great brother but somewhat of a nuisance at times…I thought that was my job being the little sister and all.

Glen: Aww is someone on the rag?

He said laughing heartily and I threw a pillow at his head, only to have him catch it and throw it back, effectively hitting me in the head.

Spencer: What do you want Glen?

I asked accepting the fact that he obviously wasn’t going to leave until I heard what he had to say.

Glen: Well me being the nice and loving brother I am, I wanted to see if you wanted to tag along with me, Aiden and Kyla to this party. I heard its gonna be slammin and I also need a designated driver because I plan on getting fucking wasted tonight…so whatdaya say?  

He asked trying to use the puppy dog face on me. He knew it wouldn’t work, I mean I perfected it so of course I was  immune to its effects.

Spencer: Hmm it sounds fun but I have one question for you

I said and his eyebrows furrowed.

Glen: What? And if its can you have one of my girls that I get tonight the answer is no

He said seriously and I laughed. Yea he knew, as well as my parents, that I’m gay. They took it fairly well as I explained before and my father was happy because he didn’t have to worry about some know-nothing teenage boy impregnating his baby girl. My brother also had a lot of fun with it because he loved to challenge my skills in getting girls. We were always competing to see which Carlin had the better charm, which of course was me.