”Hey, I know that miss ‘I think I’m so good ‘coz I’m the ‘real’ slayer’ was telling you this story but she can only see it from her side, and lets face it, she isn’t everyone no matter how much she thinks she’s the God of us all. So yeah, I hit Willow and I yelled at her and then I walked out.

I wish she would just see that she actually did want to be with me. You were there right, you saw her kissing me. I mean she turned into a guy after but as long as that doesn’t happen every time then we’ll be ok. She kissed me back and now that blonde ***** turns up out of nowhere and she thinks that she can just kick me to the curb like I’m nothing. Well, it ain’t gonna happen.

I know I’m a bit spoilt and used to getting my own way but this is different. Willow’s a hottie for sure and I might have rushed her into it but she had plenty of chances to say no and walk away. She didn’t. The thing with Tara is over and she needs to move on, I mean, she died like seven months ago, that’s plenty of time to get over it. I don’t know why she’s being like this, picking her over me. Don’t look at me like that, she’s going to, she’s going to take that blonde back. I mean, she’d not even attractive and did you see those hips??!! I guess Willow’s always on top ‘coz she’d crush her.

I can’t believe I hit her, what the hell was I thinking? I bet that ***** is at the house ‘comforting’ her as I talk to you. Well, you know what; she’s not taking my girl. Not now, not ever!”

“So you’re saying that you had three wishes and the only one you made that hasn’t, so far had dramatic consequences is the revamp to the house?” Giles concluded.

He and the potentials had arrived back at the house almost three hours previously and Buffy and Xander had called an emergency meeting to fill him in on everything that had happened since he’d been away.