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E-lover (Chapter 5): Yes I lost the bet! (FINALE)
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-Bette Porter’s honest conversation with the God. –
Bette: You are misrepresenting me. I don’t behave like this.
God: Did not.
Bette: Look, when I experience emotions my heart explodes and expands. I don’t hide it.
God: You do.
Bette: No I don’t.
God: Yesh you do. You do.
Bette: Naaaah. I don’t. I don’t.
God (in a hissy fit): Yessssss. You do. You do. You do.
Bette: No. I don’t. I don’t. I don’t.
God: Meanie.
Bette: Am not.
God: You’re a meanie. Meanie. MEANIE.
Bette: MEANIE. MEANIE. MEANIE. MEANIE. MEANIE.
God finally relents.
God: Since when? Apparently the last time you tried to express yourself you were tearing when Henry’s son Mike called T and Angelica ‘their family’.
Bette: Well, at least I teared sensibly when Ilene was God, I didn’t talk about turkeys and thanksgiving.
God: Look. You had a good time, it was Thanksgiving day. It is imperative that you joined the festivities.
Bette: What am I supposed to do now? Christmas is over and so is New Year. Should I joke about Independence day? Eating too much dessert? My life in Mars?
God: Oh yar, that’s an idea. You KNOW that I’m running out of inspiration. -Thinks-
Bette: No. Don’t do that. You’re making me sound like a chump.
God: You sound like one already.
Bette: No I don’t.
God: What the hell is a chump anyway?
Bette: A stupid and foolish person. You. chump.
God: Hah. Who’s the one with the limited vocabulary?
Bette: HEY. I don’t have a limited vocabulary. I get to use all the difficult words like repugnant and disposition, you know?
God: Whatever. Haa, you said Arson! Arson! too. That’s so over-the-top.
Bette: I admit I did. Anyway, once again, it was Ilene who made me say that. She probably needs some Prozac with that train wreck in S3. I’d rather I had a good time making love. In which I was severely deprived of around both of you, let me add.
God (ignoring Bette): La la la! AND, you outed Kate.
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ahh so you DID have an ending to the story. Almost gave up on you. I never knew god was a pushover :P and I wanted to watch Avenue Q! How likely is it for you to enter a bet in the future? ;P Thanks for the entertainment
adumgenius, I can’t believe you got the Avenue Q reference! I also like the song “If you were gay”. :D
Bravo for finishing Rebelzz.
lol…rebelzz you are crazy…this story was hilarious…I hope you reconsider and post another story for us in the future.
This is so funny and love it. Thanks for sharing this story with us and hope you have a new one for us soon, thanks!
This was just crazy!! And i loved it! Absolutely hilarious! Hope you come up with some more crazy to post, Thank you!
This is the end??? I’ve only just started! Just found this story and started reading! Aw shuks! I was really getting into it too. And that person who got you into the bet? I owe them big time! This was so funny! I’m so sad to see the end of it :(
wooohooo! you finished it!! excellent, and its official: you are crazy!! Heeheeee! oddly enough, i thought ‘God’ sounded extremely like you, with the ‘oh yar’s! :D i dunno how you moved from the crazy conversation to the lovely-yet-angsty moment between B and H but dammit, you did it well! Great stuff dear, and I agree with that ‘someone’ who got you locked in a bet and got you writing- you write the funny well! Hope you get your arse into gear and write more! Thanks, CrazyK!