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    E-lover (Chapter 2): Yes I lost the bet!

    Story written on November 21, 2006 by rebelzz.
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    Words: 1067
    Story Shortlink: https://mail.assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=63299
    Author Notes:

    Someone is mad at Bette! (Hint: she’s in love) *A Helebette story*

    *Helena logs online as Hebe (Helena), hoping to see Persephone (Bette). To her delight, she was greeted by a message.

     

    -Chat log-

    Persephone (Bette): Smurfs are gay.

     

    Hebe (Helena): Are not!

     

    Persephone (Bette): No they are! Look, a bunch of hot-blooded guys living together. What do you think they’re doing in their free time? And can you guess Sassette and Smurfette’s occupation?

     

    Hebe (Helena): Hey! You’re ruining the Smurfs for me you sicko! why are we talking about Smurfs here?

     

    Persephone (Bette): I wasn’t the one who thought that Sassette and Smurfette are prostitutes! Your mind isn’t too pure either!

     

    Hebe (Helena): I DIDN’T say they were prostitutes!

     

    Persephone (Bette): LA, LA LA, you did, you did! You "innuendoed". What’s your other favourite cartoon? Transformers? Let me ruin it for you too!

     

    Hebe (Helena): Babe, I don’t watch Transformers. I prefer Ninja turtles. Thought Raphael was hot.

     

    Persephone (Bette): No way! Donatello was so much better. He’s such a geek. I love geeks… especially Math geeks (Author’s note: That was a hint to Helena) Do you think that there is sexual tension between Leonardo and Raphael?

     

    Hebe (Helena): Hey, they are BROTHERS. Need me to type it again? BROTHERS! Gosh, what goes on in that mind of yours, I cannot fanthom.  Everyone is gay to you! Now I can’t get it out of my head!

     

    Persephone (Bette): Did I ever mention to you that I thought twins getting it on together are hot?

     

    Hebe (Helena): You perv! If I could insert an emotion of me rolling my eyes, I would. Too bad I’m using Windows messenger!

     

    Persephone (Bette): Hey! Just kidding, sweetheart. Windows messenger? Are you still at work, my dear?

     

    Hebe (Helena): Yes, I’ve got this warehouse optimisation I’ve to do. Need to reorganise the queuing formula for both the land and sea transportation systems and I suspect that there aren’t enough variables in my Monte Carlo simulation to make it realistic enough.

     

    Persephone (Bette): Woah there, warehouse optimisation is the shit. When do you need this stuff by? Maybe I should log off and let you work on your little project.

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    3. Ok, who hasn’t thought the smurfs were gay? I’m getting a kick out of this story. Their chats are easy to keep up with; but the terminology might go way over the non geeks head. I guess I’d be wrong to leave a comment full of the Codes of Federal Regulations – Parts and Subparts? HUH? Ok, I won’t – but I’m tempted too! PPS – can’t wait to see Bette squirm her way out of her sudden departure.

    4. *cry* I was okay with you ruining smurfs, but did you have to touch my beloved turtles? Why Helena angry? Not good for shy Bette. Do you know what your friends’ boobs are like, too? Is that how the boob conversation was inspired? o_o

    5. Not the turtles! Noooooooooo! *Flails around wildly* I really like this. It’s light and funny. What has Bette done to cause such a cold response from Helena? I do like the vocab too, makes ’em seem so smart. Smarter than me anyway. Do they all work at the same place? Or are they meeting at the Planet? What does Alice do? She’s still a writer? And okay I’ve thought the same thing about the Smurfs. PPS.

    6. neeever mind…I went back to read the beginning…It all makes sense now. Unfortunately, that made me wonder what’s up next, so…feel free to post any time, you know?

    7. Helena is mad at Bette because she left her hanging in that conversation they were having. I could not stand the Smurf cartoon *ducks at the flying objects headed my way* Why did they get an hour and a 1/2 when everyone else got like 20 minutes? So not fair. Either they were gay or all of them had a turn with Smurfette since she was the only girl…(yes I hated it but I watched it…lol)

    10. They are so funny and crazy talking about boobs, love them and please keep them coming. Let see about Helena madden at Bette and let see how they work it out. OK post soon please, thanks!

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