After what seemed like ages to Bette, Alice finally emerged from her bathroom again, wearing a very skimpy nurse uniform. Bette was about to break the awkward silence by making a snide comment, but Alice beat her to the punch by blurting “Don’t even think about saying a word about my outfit, it’s the last clean piece of clothing I have and it’s none of your buisness WHY I have it in the first place. So shush it…”

Bette: “Whatever…”

Determined to divert atention away from her apperance, Alice asked Bette “So where do you want to start? At the beginning of your list, or pick something easy first?”

Looking a bit dumbfounded Bette muttered “I dunno… I guess we just pick one…”

Alice threw a very annoyed look in Bette’s general direction, before she decided to cut this short.   “That woman has some nerve…”Alice thought “coming over here, forcing me out of bed to help her with her stupid shit and then she doesn’t even know where to start… twat!” She grabbed Bette’s list walked over to her Lara dart wall, removed the darts from that girlfriend stealing bitch’s cranium and pinned the list over the face she became to hate so much.

“Here…” Alice said as she slammed the darts onto the table.

The choice fell on number 612  sleeping with Fleur’s girlfriend.

It took them a while to find the place Fleur worked, but eventually the odd fellowship of the list reached the “Pink Pearl”. “Wow…” Alice said with a distinct tone of  surprise in her voice. “This is definatly the seediest gay bar I have EVER seen! You sure you wanna go in there and tell that Fleur girl you did the nasties with her honey?”

“I guess…” came hesitantly from Bette. “I have to start somewhere and if I don’t do this right now I might change my mind about the whole karma thing.” Looking for some reassurance from Alice, Bette only found a very skeptical look on her friends face. “Hell.. whats the worst thing that could happen?” Bette said before marching of into the bar.

“Famous last words…”Alice thought and reluctantly followed Bette into the bar.

Three hours later Tina’s cellphone rang. It was Alice asking her if she could come over and bail her and Bette out of jail. It took Alice some serious pleading as Tina didn’t seem to inclined to bail out her partner on her own accord. Finally Tina figured she couldn’t punish Alice for the things Bette got her into. So after some paperwork and the exchange of some substancial monetary assets the girls where finally on their way home.